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The Palin effect: Britons should avoid saying "mom". It makes them look like a fish blowing bubbles.
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coughing my guts up. i am the god of phlegm
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Christ, four miles on a fold-up bike. The bipedal arse was never designed for this. Designed? Oh shit, that's Dawkins on my tail.
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The three great viral forces are sex, hype and fear.
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Bought fold-up commuter clown bike to use between Giraffe Towers + Train. Fired chauffeur and swapped Rolls for peas.
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Fuckwitapedia is at it again: http://tinyurl.com/67v44x
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So damn bored
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we're a 3-nation household and have only one team in euro2008... GO GREECE!!!!!
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People who make conference notes on laptops. Annoying.
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Social media conference. What a moneyspinner.
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Chimplet #1 was attacked on his paper round yesterday. By a crow.
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slowly winding up my trends hat
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sweet jesus - chimplet #1 has been accepted to audition for the x-factor. christ on a bike.
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Car ads on TV: rubbish; Car ads in magazines: better
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An observation from the rubber tyre: He who stands to benefit most from winning an argument is almost certainly wrong.
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Subway don't butter their rolls. This is wrong.
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Holy christ, I'm so fucking hot. Two pitches in the bag cos of my awesome trends work. Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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Glaring at someone. Thinking "Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off." But he's still sitting there banging at the keyboard like an drowning epileptic
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eating too much free food. i feel sick.
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Taking Chimplet#1 to the wrestling. God, I hope there's a bitch fight. It's truly worth watching when the divas get it on. Nurse!
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