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Remember when Nolan Ryan throwing 95-100 was an anomaly? Now every swinging dick hanging out at 7-11 throws 90. What happened?3:24 PM May 15thvia Twitter for Android
#MCA was with it and he's my ace...I just hope somebody says that about me someday. I don't really need to punch a piano player in the face.2:48 PM May 4thvia Twitter for Android
If Amare had gone to college, he could have taken an engineering course that would have explained the physical properties of glass. #idiot7:08 AM May 1stvia Twitter for Android
Bo Xilai has been ousted as chief of his Communist party in China. I'm worried for his cousin Luke. Chinese Boss Hog is making a power play.10:44 AM Apr 30thvia Twitter for Android
Nobody does funerals like cops and firefighters. I always get something in my eyes when the bagpipes play Amazing Grace.11:07 AM Apr 25thvia Twitter for Android
I love the hysterically frenzied 45 minutes between day care pickup and Little League first pitch. It's taking years off my life.6:33 PM Apr 24thvia Twitter for Android