Get short, timely messages from First World Life.

Twitter is a rich source of instantly updated information. It's easy to stay updated on an incredibly wide variety of topics. Join today and follow @FirstWorldLife.

Get updates via SMS by texting follow FirstWorldLife to 40404 in the United States
Codes for other countries

Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:
Country Code For customers of
Australia
  • 0198089488 Telstra
Canada
  • 21212 (any)
United Kingdom
  • 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
Indonesia
  • 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel
Ireland
  • 51210 O2
India
  • 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon
Jordan
  • 90903 Zain
New Zealand
  • 8987 Vodafone, Telecom NZ
United States
  • 40404 (any)

FirstWorldLife

  1. I only have two monitors at work, so I have to tile my windows to see everything #FirstWorldProblems about 2 hours ago via iTweet for Android
  2. The iPad I bought my wife for her to read in bed is too bright and keeps me up at night. #FirstWorldProblems about 3 hours ago via iTweet for Android
  3. My rearview mirror auto adjusts for bright headlights so I don't get to mess with the flippy thingy #FirstWorldProblems about 4 hours ago via iTweet for Android
  4. I spent more time in the shower looking for the perfect temperature than cleaning myself #FirstWorldProblems about 5 hours ago via iTweet for Android
  5. I need to go to sleep, but I don't want to get off the internet #FirstWorldProblems about 6 hours ago via iTweet for Android
  6. My #DrawSomething is hung on "Creating Random Match." #FirstWorldProblems. Start a game with me - FirstWorldLife on Draw Something. about 7 hours ago via web
  7. I have to stay awake until my washer finishes to put my laundry in the dryer... #FirstWorldProblems about 7 hours ago via iTweet for Android
  8. I ran out out of hamburger buns for my hamburgers so I had to use sandwich bread. #FirstWorldProblems about 8 hours ago via iTweet for Android
  9. I'm not hungry, but I want to taste food. #FirstWorldProblems about 9 hours ago via iTweet for Android
  10. I want to go for a run but I have already showered today #FirstWorldProblems about 11 hours ago via iTweet for Android
  11. Insanely cool iPhone cases. I wish I had one of these mlks.co/1uKtv - sp about 13 hours ago via MyLikes Network
  12. My wife bought sparkling white wine and I have to drive back to he shop myself to change it for champagne. #FirstWorldProblems about 13 hours ago via iTweet for Android
  13. The weather is so nice, I want to sit outside and read but the glare from the sun makes my iPad unreadable. #FirstWorldProblems about 14 hours ago via iTweet for Android
  14. My secondary laptop doesn't have my music on yet, so I had to use my iPhone to listen to music like some sort of hipster. about 15 hours ago via iTweet for Android
  15. The homeless person I gave food to didn't say "thank you," and now my feelings are hurt. #FirstWorldProblems about 17 hours ago via iTweet for Android
  16. I have that 'Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy' song stuck in my head. And now you do do, too. #FirstWorldProblems 10:00 PM May 25th via iTweet for Android
  17. I can't hire children to work in my dangerous factory #FirstWorldProblems 9:00 PM May 25th via iTweet for Android
  18. I was begging on the street corner and a guy yelled at me to "get a job". Heh, jokes on him - I'm severely mentally ill #FirstWorldProblems 8:00 PM May 25th via iTweet for Android
  19. Was craving a turkey sandwich. Unfortunately, I only had ham, salami, roast beef, and pastrami in the fridge. #FirstWorldProblems 7:00 PM May 25th via iTweet for Android
  • Name First World Life
  • Location Anywhere there's a Starbucks®
  • Bio Living in a first world country ain't all it's cracked up to be. → firstworldlife@gmail.com
1 Following 61,976 Followers 388 Listed
Jealous Brett Favre