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Shower etc. Fragrant Fi will emerge. TTFN! xxx 38 minutes ago from Tweetie
@Theodora8 Will send you some of mine. Bog brush is a realistic simile. ;-) 39 minutes ago from Tweetie in reply to Theodora8
@davedevereux Morning! *hands over cup of tea* Bacon roll? 39 minutes ago from Tweetie in reply to davedevereux
RT @JustinPollard: So here's yesterday's #QIAdventCalendar http://twitpic.com/smdvc It got lost somewhere between Hong Kong & the Himalayas. 41 minutes ago from Tweetie
Pissed off with fancy paper finishes that curdles Real Ink from a Real Fountain Pen. Okay - small rant over. about 1 hour ago from Tweetie
@Theodora8 Mine's more of a mowing with a Flymo than haircut - takes talent! Morning! about 1 hour ago from Tweetie in reply to Theodora8
@gillalexander You and me both. Getting outnumbered by the minute - possible wannabe 'Spartacus' syndrome? about 1 hour ago from Tweetie in reply to gillalexander
Feeling HEAPS betterer today - possibly due to prospect of hair appointment. 'Yeti' is not a good look. about 1 hour ago from Tweetie
Today the funeral of Rifleman Philip Allen takes place in Wimborne, Dorset. He was 20 yrs old. Further words fail me. http://bit.ly/83tRaY about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
Greetings. ToD still slumbering, although we are on a promise from the Met Office for 'sunny intervals'. Forked tongue, anyone? about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
@labeet @Coombesy01 Thanks for the RTs! xxx about 15 hours ago from web in reply to labeet
Just had some good news about the Reality Show day job. Person I wanted to work with has got the vacancy. *sighs happily* about 15 hours ago from Tweetie
@warren_bennett Nicely done! about 15 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to warren_bennett
Rats. #badmusicals about 15 hours ago from Tweetie
RT @airab: Dr Poolittle #badmusicals << Yuck! Brings a whole new meaning to the 'Pushmepullyou', mind. about 15 hours ago from Tweetie
I would just like to mention that I have not had sex with Tiger Woods. (There seems to be so few of us left). about 15 hours ago from Tweetie
@airab 'Snow White and the Seven Perverts' is altogether a better movie. ;-) #badmusicals about 16 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to airab
The Sound of Musak #badmusicals about 16 hours ago from Tweetie
RT @PD_Smith: "Fiction writers excel at two things: masturbation & lying." @jchutchins interviewed by @scalzi http://bit.ly/UFDoJ about 20 hours ago from Tweetie
RT @UnlikelyWorlds: @davedevereux @JonCG_novelist From 1905, Mr Billy Murray's Come Take a Trip in My Airship: http://bit.ly/4D4DLZ about 21 hours ago from Tweetie

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Name Fiona J Mackenzie
Location Tropic of Dorset
Web http://www.fionaj...
Bio Author and arctophile. Failed saint, successful sinner, descended from a pirate.

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