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  1. I don't know why my knee-jerk reaction is to parrot you without thinking, @kayl33t! It's like my subconscious belongs to a horrible person.
  2. Oh, dA. How I enjoy submitting things with blood & gore, and clicking No to "Does this contain mature content?" The kids will live somehow.
  3. Three hour walk to the Prairie, Library & Park of Roses + Warm, Cloudy Weather = Best Day Ever.
  4. BTW, Maine and I aren't friends anymore. It'd be cool if you didn't talk to it about me and K or anything. Less awkward that way.
  5. I don't know what's worse; Reading a "funny" story chain-email, or seeing a notation at the end that it's a matter of legal public records.
  6. Storm windows installed, herbs harvested, and popcorn strings up. The most dully domestic things make me so happy.
  7. It seems incredibly surreal to wake up at 7 a.m. and feel like you've slept-in a while.
  8. Apparently, our finch gets pretty irate when you wake her too early. *light on* "BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP!" *light off* "..."
  9. Happy Birthday, @JohnCleese !!! May no one request silly walks of you today.
  10. Just received a month-early b-day present: Four lil' bottles of Royall colognes. Bermuda & its scents are nothing but love. (Madarin, FTW)
  11. Example: We now and forever must wash Peter's face FOR HIM, because of his catne. Konstantin and he eat from the same place. It's just him.
  12. So much that's chronically wrong with Peter turns out to just be his lucky genes. He's afflicted with being 'Peter'.
  13. @twinrova I'm very sorry for your future brain cell loss.
  14. RT: @t3hb3th: http://bit.ly/2W3ox6 Support for a Public Option
  15. Cats play, by far, the most intense patty-cake in the world.
  16. Dream about monsters and dead people: Not freaked out. Dreamt last night about forgetting to put blueberries in blueberry muffins: TERRIBLE.
  17. @twinrova @kayl33t ಠ_ಠ
  18. You would think having two cats, they would keep each other occupied. Instead, it just leads to a morning of needy-cat juggling.
  19. @twinrova @kayl33t >:O WTF?!
  20. Is there a particular reason 99% of my Facebook friend requests are from Australians? The tend is getting a little out of hand.