FillWerrell
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I am following ANYONE who follows @ !!! Hurry I am checking RIGHT NOW!!!
3 minutes ago
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In a horror movie with black characters. Dies first.
about 2 hours ago
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Meets a stranger. "This is crazy, heres my number, so call me maybe!" No phone call.
about 2 hours ago
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Gets paid to be apart of a sceince experiment. Human Centipede.
about 3 hours ago
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What I do on Grand Theft Auto: 10% Legit missions. 90% Fuck shit up, steal cars, and run over people.
8:00 PM May 25th
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Everything becomes 100 times louder when you aren't trying to wake someone up.
7:45 PM May 25th
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We stay up late every night. Regret it every morning. Then do it again.
7:30 PM May 25th
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I've always wanted to get in a taxi and yell, "FOLLOW THAT CAR!!"
7:15 PM May 25th
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The condom says to the tampon "You steal my job for 1 week every month!" The tampon says: "When you fuck up I lose my job for 9 months!"
7:01 PM May 25th
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How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.
6:45 PM May 25th
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6:44 PM May 25th
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"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
6:31 PM May 25th
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That awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think you're stupid.
6:15 PM May 25th
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Did you know if you say "beer can" with a British accent, you have also just said "bacon" with a Jamaican accent?
6:00 PM May 25th
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It is scientific fact that the human body craves Chik-Fil-A even more on a Sunday.
5:40 PM May 25th
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Alcohol. Because no good story starts with, "This one time I ate a salad..."
5:20 PM May 25th
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If your friends don't make fun of you, they're not really your friends.
5:01 PM May 25th
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If Chuck Norris is so awesome, he would show up at my house and slam my face onto the keyboaroijioejoiwefnisnvicnveiunviuenfivun4uh893rfjn
4:40 PM May 25th
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If they ever put a DUI checkpoint at a Taco Bell drive-thru, it's safe to say we're all screwed.
4:20 PM May 25th
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Age 11: "I whip my hair back and forth!" Age 37: "I drive my kids back and forth!" Age 69: "I rock my chair back and forth!"
4:01 PM May 25th
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Translator
- Name Will Ferrel Parody
- Location FillWerrell@yahoo.com
- Bio I am NOT Will Ferrell (This is a parody account ~ Not in any way affiliated with the actor Will Ferrell)
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