FillWerrel
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Sometimes when I play Grand Theft Auto, I like to just drive around and obey the law. LOL JK I love running grandmas over
about 11 hours ago
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Are those space pants?, Cause your butt is outta this world.
about 15 hours ago
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Tweeting and driving is so easy, I don't know what the big de
about 19 hours ago
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I hate it when I forget to turn my swag off at night and I wake up covered in bitches.
5:55 PM May 25th
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That awkward moment when you are running and your boobs are bouncing.... And you're a guy
4:37 PM May 25th
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Women say childbirth is the most painful thing... obviously they have never stepped on a Lego.
12:30 PM May 25th
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I bet in hell you have to sleep in a hot bedroom with a pillow that never has a cool side.
9:49 AM May 25th
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You're not a slut? Then what are you.......like a volunteer prostitute?
7:48 AM May 25th
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I want to follow a random family around Disney World the whole day and be in the background of all their pictures.
7:06 PM May 24th
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That weird awkward run you do when a car lets you cross the street.
2:37 PM May 24th
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Hey baby, You have 206 bones in your body, Do you want one more?
7:12 PM May 23rd
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Texting bitches at 11:12, Making their wishes come true.
6:50 PM May 23rd
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Q( - _-)_____¦___o__Q(-_ - ) Ping Pong Match
5:51 PM May 23rd
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I sprayed mosquito repellent on a mosquito, Now he’ll never have any friends.
1:42 PM May 23rd
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Right before I die im going to say "I left a million dollars in the.....
10:47 AM May 23rd
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I dont care what you think of me. James Blunt thinks im beautiful
10:03 AM May 23rd
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My lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for my birthday, They gave me a Rolex, I think they misunderstood when I said, "I wanna watch."
9:41 AM May 23rd
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Step 1. Take homework out of backpack. Step 2. Reward self with 2 hours of internet for making it that far.
6:38 AM May 23rd
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My girlfriend said she was breaking up with me because of my obsession with rhyming, I nearly chocked on my tea! What terrible timing!
5:25 PM May 22nd
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That awkward moment when you think someone was waving at you, so you wave back, then play it off like you were scratching your head.
3:34 PM May 22nd
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- Name Will Ferrel PARODY
- Bio I am NOT Will Ferrell (This is a parody account ~ Not in any way affiliated with the actor Will Ferrell)
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