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  1. @McCainBLogette Hellooooo titties! I want to motorboat them. 7:27 PM Oct 16th from web
  2. Holy shit. Girl belly flops into the water and popped her boob implants. Can you die from implant juice? 6:14 PM Oct 15th from web
  3. Haha that balloon kid is gonna be grounded for life. 3:20 PM Oct 15th from TweetDeck
  4. The ref on MNF just called out the penalty in Spanish. What the fuck. Changing the channel now cause I aint watching this bullshit. 5:55 PM Oct 12th from TweetDeck
  5. So Elizabeth Smart testified in court that she was raped 3-4 times daily. Shit, no wonder she didn't want to leave. 6:14 PM Oct 1st from TweetDeck
  6. Hahahahaha fucking Kanye... That girl looks like she's going to cry. 1:34 PM Sep 14th from web
  7. @YaGirlNextDoor Everytime you change your picture you're wearing less clothing than before. Hurry up and keep changing them. 4:03 PM Aug 27th from TweetDeck in reply to YaGirlNextDoor
  8. If my boss sends me on another business trip this year I'm gonna stab him in the face. 1:52 PM Aug 7th from TweetDeck
  9. Reading gym shooter's blog. Holy fuck he was nuts. I'd shoot up a gym too if I hadn't gotten laid in 20 years. 20 fucking YEARS. Wow. 2:30 PM Aug 5th from TweetDeck
  10. Vanessa Hudgens. Never heard of her, but I'd do her. Hard. 10:33 AM Aug 5th from TweetDeck
  11. Why are people sending me pics of some Disney starlet? Oh she's topless. Nice. She looks underage though. 10:31 AM Aug 5th from TweetDeck
  12. @TurkeyMayonaise What's up with you and phones? hahaha 6:34 PM Aug 3rd from TweetDeck in reply to TannahMontannah
  13. Fedor signed with Strikeforce. God damn it. 5:56 PM Aug 3rd from TweetDeck
  14. @emdeezee Haha "Just the tip". I see you've played that game before. 5:24 PM Aug 3rd from TweetDeck in reply to emdeezee
  15. Wow Tanner Mayes flipped the fuck out haha. She still looked cute though. 10:12 AM Jul 29th from TweetDeck
  16. Friend brought her milf mom to the bar. Did mommy in the parking lot behind an Aston Martin. I think shes blowing my other friend right now. 12:12 AM Jul 29th from web
  17. @YaGirlNextDoor Oh hey. Look at you showing off your legs. That dress could be a lil shorter you know..... 11:47 PM Jul 28th from web
  18. That was quick. Ex getting divorced after only a year. I wonder if her frequent cheating on her husband with me had anything to do with it. 5:22 PM Jul 15th from TweetDeck
  19. Don't you hate it when people on your booty call list get into real relationships? Let me know so I can take you off the damn speed dial. 12:38 AM Jul 14th from web
  20. Some teenage female came by selling magazine subs for a school trip. Offered to give me a "massage" if I bought a couple. Jesus christ. 5:59 PM Jul 13th from web
  • Name Filipino Jesus
  • Location Las Vegas
  • Bio Objectifying women gets me laid. Like, A LOT.
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