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Just sliced the fuck out of my finger on a sealed container of cottage cheese. Damn foil.

One of our customers at work wants us to describe their cheese on a sign as "Luxurious in your mouth"... oh that is some bad copy.
Just researched a missed call from last night. According to Google it was GameStop HQ. Weird. I wonder what that was about?
@burpcola Kick her in the nuts!
That was a nice catnap. Now if I can just multiply it by 8 tonight, I'll be in good shape tomorrow.
I just nodded and smiled at Guy Garvey from the street as he entered his tour bus. He nodded and smiled back.
Scariest cab ride ever.
Waiting for the DeVotchKa show to start in Seattle.
@jodfoster YOU ARE A ROTTEN LIAR.
@jodfoster I was having an "energy bar" from the Safeway bakery. Imagine a whole wheat maple bar, minus the frosting, add raisins and nuts.
I finally got the download link for the new Coldplay song. Anxious to hear it!
Mmmmm... carbs.
I just bought ground beef for the first time since the night before the flood. I found it a couple days after and it has turned me off since
Sales meeting moved to tomorrow once again. Lame.
This iMac does not process large graphics very expediently.
Seriously. Nobody will take these free Pepsi caps. It is very irksome.
Regretting having raw onions with my lunch.
Oh good. The sales meeting is postponed until tomorrow.
Jalapenos are so uncooperative.
Oh goodie. Due to my boss' absence this week I get to go to a sales meeting in her place. What. I work in art.