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FernleyFishes

@herdyshepherd1 yes I do a lot of gazing.... 1:19 AM May 26th via web in reply to herdyshepherd1
@_Woman_health not at breakfast time please dear!! especially as I'm having smoked haddock.... 12:56 AM May 26th via web in reply to _Woman_health
@herdyshepherd1 meaaaahhh!!!!?? 12:54 AM May 26th via web in reply to herdyshepherd1
@UKTesco it would be very helpful.. I had similar problems when purchasing your broad beans earlier in the year... 12:39 AM May 26th via web in reply to UKTesco
@UKTesco thanks.. the last lot we had were very watery.. why don't you ever put varieties on your packaging..? 12:20 AM May 26th via web in reply to UKTesco
@UKTesco could you have a word with you potato buying dept? just because a spud is big, it doesn't make it a roaster, try Desiree.. 12:02 AM May 26th via web in reply to UKTesco
Phew! its hot!! I'll be glad when the farmer's wife comes... 11:55 PM May 25th via web
@red2boys yes, it's a busy time of year, just got back from Jaywick.. only lost one leg.. 11:53 PM May 25th via web in reply to red2boys
@JulsofDnyal baaaramewe!! 11:52 PM May 25th via web in reply to JulsofDnyal
BlimpCol Gad!! This damned heat! Will it never end? Now where's me Punkha? 11:46 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPad Retweeted by FernleyFishes
soon be time to start work... 7:36 AM May 25th via web
@pissedvampire meaaaahhh! 7:36 AM May 25th via web in reply to pissedvampire
@Alan_Actually if its the ipad made by Tennaman you won't need to go to the toilet.... 7:35 AM May 25th via web in reply to Alan_Actually
@pissedvampire isn't that a birdfood made by Mars inc.? can ewe fit on the birdtables? 7:30 AM May 25th via web in reply to pissedvampire
@marcyeats @ClassicalM @CollectionRS @SamuelCTaylorFn @BrendaSearching @JstrazzZ thank ewe baaa! 7:26 AM May 25th via web in reply to marcyeats
@howcrazy thank ewe baaa! 7:26 AM May 25th via web in reply to howcrazy
@pissedvampire thank ewe baaa! 7:26 AM May 25th via web in reply to pissedvampire
@pissedvampire oh! what do you swap them for? 7:25 AM May 25th via web in reply to pissedvampire
cottagegardener @FernleyFishes Ever since we read this, we've been unable to concentrate every time a hole is dug on G's W 1:39 AM May 24th via web in reply to FernleyFishes Retweeted by FernleyFishes
@pissedvampire it was preceded by an NHS series about blood... you're really missing out!! 12:06 AM May 25th via web in reply to pissedvampire

Name Fernley-Fishingstall
Location In a field by the river
Web http://www.fernle...
Bio Played Old Ewe in 'Babe' & modelled for Damian Hurst.Grandmother was mistress to General Melchett.Now living in a field & completely barking...