FeltMoses
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I only listen to bands that have dog breeds in their band names. Since Joe Cocker is not technically a band, I usually just sit in silence.
11:46 AM Jan 20th
from web
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Cheney obviously threw his back out fucking our country in the ass for 8 years.
10:27 AM Jan 20th
from web
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@ That thing is a deathtrap.
8:02 AM Jan 16th
from twhirl
in reply to Pooryorick87
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SO MUCH FOR GLOBAL WARMING, EH??? EH??!!!?? LOLOLOLOL LMAO ROLF BARF
6:45 AM Jan 16th
from twhirl
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I like to pretend I'm friends with famous people.
11:48 AM Jan 15th
from twhirl
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@ Nice pass to Heath Miller in the 2nd quarter on Sunday. Looked like that time you accidentally wore my socks! LOLOL
11:48 AM Jan 15th
from twhirl
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In light of our current economic climate, I am only wiping my ass with four $100 bills per day.
7:26 AM Jan 15th
from twhirl
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FACT: American Idol is just like Russian Idol, except it takes place in Mexico.
7:31 PM Jan 14th
from Tweetie
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FACT: Asian people brush their teeth at lunch.
7:25 PM Jan 14th
from Tweetie
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@ What about three grown men in three piece suits leg wrestling?
8:08 AM Jan 11th
from Tweetie
in reply to fbbws
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Patience is a virtue... meh.
11:02 AM Jan 9th
from Tweetie
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Getting investment advice from a guy who calls himself 'Porkchop' and lives "wherever he feels like."
8:53 AM Jan 7th
from Tweetie
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If I sleep on my wife's pregnancy pillow will I grow a vagina? More importantly - if I grow a vagina, will it replace or enhance my penis?
4:09 PM Jan 4th
from Tweetie
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I'll admit it. I actually kinda' hate Twitter.
5:45 AM Dec 17th, 2008
from twhirl
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@ My God. That spam poem ("spoem"?) brought tears to my eyes.
11:53 AM Dec 12th, 2008
from twhirl
in reply to Mickipedia
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"Fired"and "Laid Off"mean exactly the same thing when you're cleaning your gun.
11:17 AM Dec 12th, 2008
from twhirl
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Memo to Bush from God: "Please stop acting like we're friends. I'm running for re-election, and I could do without the association."
5:56 AM Dec 9th, 2008
from twhirl
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How much pie? Too much pie.
9:14 AM Dec 5th, 2008
from Echofon
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You can buy cheap hookers and you can buy cheap condoms, but never, EVER buy both.
6:28 AM Dec 5th, 2008
from Echofon
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Fuck you, miss.
5:52 AM Dec 3rd, 2008
from twhirl
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- Name FeltMoses
- Location Pittsburgh, PA
- Web http://www.SexHoa...
- Bio I write the songs that make the young girls call the police.
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