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FelchingSucks

  1. @Walken4GOP Morning Fuckwit. Enjoy your Freedom of Speech. Go USA. mojo.ly/LEpzSK 11:22 PM May 23rd via Mobile Web
  2. The Specsavers Stand RT: "This is unbelievable, view from new Wolverhampton Wanderers stand...FAIL!! twitter.com/FootballFact10… @FootballFunnys" 12:21 PM May 23rd via Mobile Web
  3. @MoAnsar Motivation? Power, Resources, Money. Same as it ever was. Oh, that and we're America's bitch. 10:40 PM May 20th via Mobile Web in reply to MoAnsar
  4. @MoAnsar If a Sovereign nation picks a fight, however just/unjust their motivation, they do so in full view. Extremists hide away. Weak. 1:47 PM May 20th via Mobile Web in reply to MoAnsar
  5. No coincidence that the two Clubs with largest Wage Bills win The Prem, FA Cup & Champions Lge. Oh and Liverpool are this year's Birmingham 2:15 AM May 20th via Mobile Web
  6. Good. Fucking Unbelievable! No really. PMSL RT"@JackWilshere: Arsenal fans how good would it be of we won something next year? Let's do it 3:03 PM May 19th via Mobile Web
  7. Nice to see the mascot on the pitch, his parents will be so proud, in whatever prison they are in tonight RT; @Matt_Law_ Terry in full kit. 2:42 PM May 19th via Mobile Web
  8. "@terrychristian: First time a German has missed a penalty since Sly Stallone saved it in 'Escape To Victory' :-)" 2:36 PM May 19th via Mobile Web
  9. "@GaryCarter_1979: Christ. John Terry is actually going to pick up the cup! What a shameless halfwit." 2:34 PM May 19th via Mobile Web
  10. Bet Gary Cahill wishes he'd stayed at Bolton. "@RobHarris: champions" 2:33 PM May 19th via Mobile Web
  11. Schweinsteir, pig shit. 2:29 PM May 19th via Mobile Web
  12. Always preferred Bovril anyway. RT: "@mudhutter: Anyone tweeting anything which resembles that OOXXO XOXOX shit is getting unfollowed" 2:24 PM May 19th via Mobile Web
  13. Arsenal 'nearly' sign all the best Players ;-) RT: "@SCFCLewis: @FelchingSucks nearly went to Arsenal last year!" 2:11 PM May 19th via Mobile Web
  14. Schweinsteiger is awesome. 2:07 PM May 19th via Mobile Web
  15. @prodnose Slouchy in our house 2:04 PM May 19th via Mobile Web in reply to prodnose
  16. "@Pundamentalism: Of course, whoever wins, the real losers are those of us who sat through the first 80 minutes. #ChampionsLeague" 1:34 PM May 19th via Mobile Web
  17. Bollocks. RT"@StanCollymore: If Boateng doesn't shove Drogba in the back,Drogba doesn't score." 1:33 PM May 19th via Mobile Web
  18. "@DotNetDave82: If that Drogba lad keeps this up, he could be the next Tom Elliott." 1:32 PM May 19th via Mobile Web
  19. "@markpropermag: Gary Neville's voice threatened to break again there." 1:31 PM May 19th via Mobile Web
  • Name Felching Sucks
  • Location Cheshire, England
  • Bio If it looks like shit, smells like shit and tastes like shit, previous experience should have told you not to eat it
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