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FauxSheriffJoe

  1. Whats with these buildings called Iglesia? Are they trying to spell "English" or something?" Good thing they're doing it for Jesus. 11:34 AM May 20th, 2010 via TweetDeck
  2. Talking with Andrew Thomas today to get Mexican Restaurants reclassified as Gentlemans Clubs so they can't operate in proximity to schools. 11:32 AM May 20th, 2010 via TweetDeck
  3. The air smells nicer & the sun shines brighter with SB1070 & HB2281 in place. It even makes my lunchtime pizza taste better! 11:30 AM May 20th, 2010 via TweetDeck
  4. Apparently @BeverlyKidd wished that @ManicSocratic fella a happy birthday. I should too. He's a good kid. Hasn't come to a protest yet! 2:57 PM May 9th, 2010 via TweetDeck
  5. If it's that @ShannonArmour again, I'm going to have to send some Deputies... 7:23 AM May 4th, 2010 via TweetDeck
  6. Those pesky @PhoenixNewTimes people want my attention again? What for now?! 7:22 AM May 4th, 2010 via TweetDeck
  7. Good morning, AZ. It's a great day to make some announcements. I'll start by announcing that the omelet that Ava just made was fantastic. 6:35 AM May 3rd, 2010 via TweetDeck
  8. Deputy Reprimand: I'm removing all of these signs that make reference to free wallets made from Jan Brewer's jowls. 4:39 PM Apr 30th, 2010 via Echofon
  9. Radio Chatter: "If everyone's Irish on St. Patrick's day can everyone be Mexican on Cinco De Mayo? I'm behind on quota." 4:36 PM Apr 30th, 2010 via Echofon
  10. Jane Hull, Janet Napolitano, Jan Brewer, Joe Arpaio. AZ wants to keep the J streak alive with its Governors. I can feel it. 4:33 PM Apr 30th, 2010 via Echofon
  11. More squabbling over #SB1070? This was supposed to make everyone happy. Do people really distrust law enforcement to this extent? 7:10 PM Apr 29th, 2010 via Echofon
  12. @vanilla_rice You Orientals are a dime a dozen. Twitter photos will not hold up in a court of law. I have Deputies investigating now... 10:25 PM Apr 24th, 2010 via Echofon
  13. @vanilla_rice @ryanwandrews Fuzzy pictures aren't going to cut it. Please turn yourself in at the station ASAP so we can sort this out. 10:13 PM Apr 24th, 2010 via Echofon
  14. @RyanWAndrews You rang? 10:07 PM Apr 24th, 2010 via Echofon
  15. RT: @darrellankarlo: Bravo Brewer[...]. True American Hispanics (most) approve. Those supporting law breakers are crying. Boo Hoo! 4:44 PM Apr 23rd, 2010 via Echofon
  16. With all of the rage I'm seeing on the websites, you'd think a MCSO vehicle pulling up to a Food City counts as racial profiling. 1:40 PM Apr 23rd, 2010 via TweetDeck
  17. Radio Chatter: "Does SB1070 ban Filiberto's? I really like that place. I'm gonna miss it if thats true." 1:37 PM Apr 23rd, 2010 via TweetDeck
  18. By expanding the powers of law enforcement, people will have more freedom restored. That's the American way! 1:37 PM Apr 23rd, 2010 via TweetDeck
  19. Radio Chatter: "I guess no matter what happens with SB1070, the real winners are the makers of posterboards & sharpies." 1:33 PM Apr 23rd, 2010 via web
  20. BREWER = Boldly Reforms Extremely Weak Enactments Rightly #SB1070 1:26 PM Apr 23rd, 2010 via TweetDeck