FauxSheriffJoe
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@ Finding 1 illegal in all the Wal-Marts around here is like trying to find a pebble on Everest. I need an address, please.
8:56 AM Dec 24th
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@ You rang? Where is @?
8:52 AM Dec 24th
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@ The local news outlets are quite possibly 75% of the reason behind the MCSO's success. @ especially.
8:43 AM Dec 24th
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Deputy Reprimand: Thurston did not appreciate having his road flares replaced by adult-oriented devices. Replace them immediately!
7:46 PM Dec 17th
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Radio Chatter: "Is it bad form to make desk lamps out of seized marijuana paraphernilia?"
7:44 PM Dec 17th
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Effective Feb 1st, 2010 all K9 Units will be fitted with uniforms as seen here:
4:15 PM Dec 17th
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@ I think you want to tell that to @
4:04 PM Dec 17th
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...8 Checkpoints Running, 7 Meth labs busted, 6 Pimps Arrested, 5 DUI's 4 Deadbeat Dads 3 New Tents 2 Deputies & a chain gang on the Freeway
1:31 PM Dec 17th
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On the 12th Day of Christmas, Arpaio gave to me: 12 County Lawsuits, 11 Border Crossers, 10 Brand New Cruisers, 9 K9 Units...
1:30 PM Dec 17th
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...7 Meth Labs Busted, 6 Pimps Arrested, 5 DUI's, 4 Deadbeat Dads, 3 New Tents, 2 Deputies, and a chain gang on the freeway.
1:27 PM Dec 17th
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On the 11th Day of Christmas, Arpaio gave to me: 11 Border Crossers, 10 Brand New Cruisers, 9 K9 Units, 8 Checkpoints Running...
1:27 PM Dec 17th
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...6 Pimps Arrested, 5 DUI's, 4 Deadbeat Dads, 3 New Tents, 2 Deputies and a Chain Gang on the Freeway.
1:26 PM Dec 17th
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On the 10th Day of Christmas, Arpaio gave to me: 10 Brand new Cruisers, 9 K9 Units, 8 Checkpoints Running, 7 Meth Labs Busted...
1:26 PM Dec 17th
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...4 Deadbeat Dads, 3 New Tents, 2 Deputies, and a Chain Gang on the Freeway.
1:24 PM Dec 17th
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On the 9th Day of Christmas, Arpaio gave to me: 9 K9 Units, 8 Checkpoints Running, 7 Meth Labs busted, 6 Pimps arrested, 5 DUI's...
1:23 PM Dec 17th
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...3 New Tents, 2 Deputies, and a chain gang on the freeway!
1:15 PM Dec 17th
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On the 8th Day of Christmas, Arpaio gave to me: 8 Checkpoints Running, 7 meth labs busted, 6 pimps arrested, 5 DUI's, 4 Deadbeat Dads...
1:15 PM Dec 17th
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...2 Deputies, and a chain gang on the freeway!
1:14 PM Dec 17th
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On the 7th Day of Christmas, Arpaio gave to me: 7 Meth labs busted, 6 pimps arrested, 5 DUI's, 4 Deadbeat Dads, 3 New Tents...
1:14 PM Dec 17th
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...and a chain gang on the freeway.
1:13 PM Dec 17th
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- Name Faux Joe Arpaio
- Location Arizona
- Web http://twitter.co...
- Bio I'm the Faux Joe Arpaio, proudly satirizing the MCSO, Joe Arpaio, and the right wing. Follow @RealSheriffJoe for the real deal.
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