FatherKelly
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Shhhh. We ran out of turkeys at the shelter so we molded some hamburger helper into the shape of turkeys.
8:54 AM Nov 26th
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No hobos at the T-Giving dinner last year.Just bums.Where are the hobos?And don't say under bridges cause I checked there
10:04 AM Nov 25th
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Paula Deen in the face w/ a ham? Was supposed to be Emeril in the nads w/ a cantaloupe.I must have been praying too fast.
9:34 AM Nov 24th
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All that leave a comment on this blog will receive 2 tickets to heaven (exp. Dec 31, 2028)
7:09 PM Nov 23rd
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After New Moon I walked into Paranomal Activity,went in front of screen & yelled in Latin..scared the SHIT out of people.
9:05 AM Nov 23rd
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RT @ @ you could use this at ccd:
11:13 AM Nov 19th
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They should remake The Love Boat but incorporate Noahs Ark. Maybe Erin Moran gets fondled by an ape? Hmmm? Hilarity.
9:44 AM Nov 18th
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Purchasing dept in our dioceses is so uptight. My requisition for these just got turned down:
10:12 AM Nov 17th
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Sister Ann is sportin' some MAJOR cameltoe today. How does that even happen while wearing a habit? It's SO on purpose.
10:07 AM Nov 16th
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Love to watch the groundskeeper rake leaves & say, "Missed a spot..there's some leaves there..that one's blowin' away"..
10:22 AM Nov 13th
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So sick of people assuming that I'm gay because I'm a priest. And wearing a "Digs Chicks" button just looks so 8th grade
10:30 AM Nov 12th
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Here's a pic from our X-mas play last year.Can you guess which "classic" it was? Me neither.
9:43 AM Nov 11th
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BUM:I wear these pants to church cause they're HOLY! Get it? Look at the holes! ME:Uh, you know I can see your dick, right?
8:46 AM Nov 10th
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Thinking about starting a combination fat camp and bible camp. Will name it either Porky Lil' Angels or Chubby Rollers.
10:24 AM Nov 9th
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I think to be a Shaman, the only thing you have to do is convincingly chant, "Hiya Hoe-wa Hiya Hoe-wa". See...I told you.
10:27 AM Nov 6th
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Whenever I hear the "it was then that I carried you" part of Footprints in the Sand I picture Jesus as a huge Frankenstein
10:39 AM Nov 5th
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And hello to you too!
9:27 AM Nov 4th
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FUN FACT: The Pope Mobile is very high tech. It has a homing robot bird (ala' Mach 5) but oddly, the radio is only AM.
9:54 AM Nov 3rd
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Why did Nostradamus write everything in code? If you want people to believe something you need to be clear...Uh nevermind.
9:56 AM Nov 2nd
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For Halloween I'm leaving out a basket filled w/ mass cards and a "Take ONE only" sign. Imagine the disappointment.
8:57 AM Oct 30th
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- Name Father Kelly
- Location Chester County, PA
- Web http://ThatBlueYa...
- Bio Disgruntled Catholic Priest. Seemed like a wise career choice at the time.
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