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Fatheffalump

  1. Quote: tmblr.co/ZTKxYyMAep6p
  2. I got a haircut. The usual No. 1 clipper blade all over. I feel liberated!
  3. @CreativeCrip ahh thank you!
  4. @sullenhearts both are. I like either butter & Vegemite, or honey.
  5. I am watching Waitress. gomiso.com/r/VEQG
  6. Women, weight, and work Link: tmblr.co/ZTKxYyM9o8R-
  7. Damn Avengers is a rollicking good movie. Will be buying that DVD.
  8. @LeahCGuest oh poop. What about Yours or Evans?
  9. @carricksmomma it's too short to take oneself too seriously.
  10. @SassyCupcakes don't they mail order?
  11. @jennifergearing that's cool!
  12. My second viewing. Yes, it's THAT good. (watching The Avengers ) gomiso.com/r/VE12
  13. @carricksmomma thank you! Everything about me is dorky (but happy)
  14. @LeahCGuest @hazelblackberry have you seen @LeonaEdmiston's Leona+ range?
  15. @theplussideofme awwww!
  16. Of course, then I got the evil eye in Valley Girl and it was made clear that I'm not welcome in there with my fat.
  17. @HAEScoach nice but WEIRD!
  18. @madamradams you just outed their sekrit love on Twitter!