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  1. Turns out if you're dreaming about delicious bacon, & when you wake up Tim's leather slippers are all chewed up, he will be a dick about it. 1:00 PM Dec 17th from web
  2. What's that. chicken boy? Your quilt is all holey and you don't like it? Well you know what I don't like? NO CHICKEN IN MY MOUTH! 3:27 PM Nov 12th from web
  3. Lets see how smug his "No, you can't have people food" face is going to be when he finds out I chewed another hole in his quilt. 3:26 PM Nov 12th from web
  4. Tim's a freaking greedy @#$%!#$%~ non-chicken-giving %!^%$#% selfish jerk. 3:23 PM Nov 12th from web
  5. Like maybe FRIED chicken. Or even nuggets. I would accept some nuggets as well. I bet he's going to give me chicken! This is a GREAT DAY! 3:20 PM Nov 12th from web
  6. .....I want some chicken. I'm going to go ask Tim for some chicken now. 3:19 PM Nov 12th from web
  7. It doesn't even LOOK like a chicken anymore, you follow what I'm saying? 3:19 PM Nov 12th from web
  8. I certainly hope he is not just messing with me. Cause I just squished my squeaky ball that looks like a chicken, and it stayed squished. 3:18 PM Nov 12th from web
  9. So @Mightyhunter called me out. I assume this mean that he has something of the edible variety to give me. 3:18 PM Nov 12th from web
  10. Tim says he's going out to get something for dinner. If he doesn't bring me back something I'm going to pee on his foot while he's asleep. 3:23 PM Oct 28th from web
  11. I think I'm going to start planning his demise. He has pushed me too far. 5:27 PM Oct 23rd from web
  12. Tim bought a chicken today. One of those awesome roast chickens from the store. He NEVER gives me the bones. NEVER. 5:27 PM Oct 23rd from web
  13. Dreamt about bacon last night. Like streets made of delicious BACON! I think this means that Tim will cook me bacon today! Waiting.......... 8:26 AM Oct 6th from web
  14. @MonsieurMontel That's alright. He won't be so hungry when I let one rip and leave the room in the next couple minutes. 3:08 PM Oct 3rd from web in reply to MonsieurMontel
  15. Spent the last twenty minutes sitting at Tim's feet waiting for him to drop food off his plate. Tim is a gluttonous bastard that won't share 2:37 PM Oct 3rd from web
  16. @MonsieurMontel The floor is where all the hidden spices are, Montel. HIDDEN SPICES! 1:57 PM Oct 2nd from web in reply to MonsieurMontel
  17. Let's just hope that someone won't run between Tim's legs today and make him fall down the stairs. 6:49 AM Oct 2nd from web
  18. Attention everyone: Tim has informed me that it is not "f-ing eat all day, day" and that I should "knock that ^%$! off". 6:48 AM Oct 2nd from web
  19. IT'S OCT. 2, PEOPLE! TODAY WE CELEBRATE ALL THINGS FOOD BY UNINTERRUPTED EATING! YAY! 6:37 AM Oct 2nd from web
  20. Remember that scene in Silence of the Lambs where the police officer brings Hannibal Lecter his dinner? Man, I love that movie. 4:11 PM Oct 1st from web
  • Name Fat Pogo
  • Location Tim's house.
  • Bio I like eating food and thinking about eating more food.
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