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  1. i dunno nuffin bout toes but i vant to playz wit dems 9:39 AM Dec 3rd from Tweetie
  2. mallowz iz 4 playins not f0r smorz! 11:56 PM Nov 28th from web
  3. i needz me a chip. n dnt skimp on z dip foo! 11:52 PM Nov 28th from web
  4. Meow mutha fucka, meow mutha fucka! 8:23 AM Oct 28th from Tweetie
  5. dnt tell me to shutup itz 2:30AM and i feel like meowin. 11:29 PM Sep 2nd from Tweetie
  6. @skeletonkey Do they still have that deal? 9:55 PM Aug 23rd from Tweetie in reply to skeletonkey
  7. oh. i'm sorry. were you trying to sleep? too bad! PET ME! 12:41 PM Aug 21st from Tweetie
  8. when i gets petted i tells muh friendz i gots handjobs. 1:04 PM Aug 20th from Tweetie
  9. walkin muh walk. meowin muh meow. 11:33 AM Aug 14th from Tweetie
  10. I'm only in it for the belly rubs. 12:03 PM Jul 9th from web
  11. cat grass is bullshit. it doesn't even get me hi. itz jst grass! 12:50 PM Jul 1st from Power Twitter
  12. I sleepz in sox an' unawarez 2:54 PM Jun 24th from web
  13. Don't get angry when I sniff your ears. I'm just curious. 7:41 PM Jun 13th from web
  14. Holy shit... A mouse on a string!!! FTW! 5:02 PM Jun 13th from web
  15. OMFG just pickz me up and i'll stfu! 8:45 PM Jun 8th from Power Twitter
  16. @mattruddick thumbs are for slaves. 8:40 PM Jun 8th from Power Twitter in reply to mattruddick
  17. screaming at the top of my little cat lungs. MEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWW!!!!!! 8:40 PM Jun 8th from Power Twitter
  18. i needz a paw-friendly keyboards. 1:05 PM Jun 7th from Power Twitter
  19. chasing stuff that may or may not exeest 1:04 PM Jun 7th from Power Twitter
  20. @surf3com why must you chase me around the house? what did i do to deserve such aggression? 7:13 PM Jun 2nd from web
  • Name Maximus Prime
  • Location Indiana
  • Bio i'm a kitty. i live with Frank and Shizzy. Lauren is there a lots too. i like naps and food.
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