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I'm watching my puppy shred a catalog. I know it's wrong, but sometimes you just gotta say, what the F#$@.
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Um...that I now care to know about things like mark to market pricing, uptick rules and the Sarbanes-Oxley Act makes me want to get drunk.
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Ok, I meant out of "here", obviously. But maybe "hear" works better...poetically. Or not.
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I am SOOOOOOO BORED and I can't get out of hear for 102 more minutes!!!!!
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Lady who just walked into my office looks like an 80 yr old blonde female Corey Feldman. No joke.
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New post. My butt is pregnant. No joke. http://tinyurl.com/4wnkbn
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Ok. Haven't tweeted for 2 days. It's all different. I scared.
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@TootsieF May the force be with you. I usually just pray nobody has schmutz on their shirts by the time the photog gets there.
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@phdwithninekids Boo ha ha ha ha. You just made me cry a little. Scales go to 119???
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I got to 119 and hit marked all as read. Me = loser.
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148 left in my feed reader. I just broke a sweat.
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300+ posts in my reader this morning. I am crying at my keyboard. I love you all, I will commenty-poo to everyone...promise. {wimper}
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New posty-poo. Seriously, why eating cow farts is good for you. http://tinyurl.com/57mqar
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Fact: My secretary hates me.
http://tinyurl.com/6yevdt
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First day w/ all kids gone all day and I have a day off. Sadly, I have spent most of it watching political commentary on cable news.
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I can't stop crying. And it's not about party affiliation.
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It's PALIN...HE PICKED A WOMAN!!!!!!!
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@Fussypants Lurking and cracking up at/w/ you. I had dry Reeces Puffs cereal. Tres classy.
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New pic. Better than me with a bag over my head.
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Just deleted plurk account before it died. And got 20 referrals from plurk in the last hour. D'oh!!!!
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