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  1. I wish there was a Hell so people who rar split torrents could go there.
  2. @arwenthorn Go me! Especially since I'm never even on twitter anymore.
  3. @billyfens Very nice!
  4. Hawking has been talking w/ a computer since the 80s. Best they could do for Capt. Pike in the 23rd century was 1 beep for "yes" 2 for "no"?
  5. Man, I stray from twitter for awhile and everything's different when I come back.
  6. Has anybody seen the movie Moon? Would it be safe for my kids, assuming I'm OK with a handful of bad words? Anything really scary in it?
  7. @torinaga It'll probably bog down in the middle like his other books.
  8. You know how phillips head screwdrivers are always popping out of the screw head? That's not a bug, it's a feature. http://bit.ly/2kjLFt
  9. You know, how hard is it to put a fucking date on your internet news item?
  10. @anamariecox Your local TV repair shop can probably wire a new switch in there. Your geeky friend could do it, but CRT's can be dangerous.
  11. @Phlop Sein Language: Not bad. Pretty much reads like his stand-up.
  12. Hey @cracked: Want your site to not hang on every other page load? Don't run it on ASP.NET.
  13. @revduke67 Did you ever see that artsy Elijah Wood movie from a few years ago, Everything is Illuminated? It looked interesting.
  14. I haven't written a line of code in over two months, and I feel pretty good about it. My only concern is that I'll stop understanding xkcd.
  15. @revduke67 Something completely legal and non-copyrighted of course.
  16. Hmmm... Do I go with 716M and 10 seeders or 960M and 57 seeders? The latter I think.
  17. @alyankovic This is your best work in years!
  18. I think if @BenjaminFolds did a cover version of "Basket Case", it could be the most awesomest song ever.
  19. When shoes die, do their soles go to heaven?
  20. Jesus H. Christ, when they said it was going to snow, I didn;t think they meant it was going to fucking snow.