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  1. up to chapter 9 of first book, saw the word Dazzle used, way too many times in one paragraph, does the book dazzle me so far, no not yet 10:09 AM Jul 4th from web
  2. Going to read Twilight series to determine how bad they are. 35 pages in, already saw the word "handsomer" 6:40 PM Jul 3rd from web
  3. At work today learned there was in fact a novelization of three Back to the Future movies 9:31 AM Jun 22nd from web
  4. seriously Post-modernism can go fuck itself, but then it would would ask if it was fucking itself or if itself was fucking it. 11:07 AM May 28th from web
  5. So disappointed in the world 10:48 AM May 25th from web
  6. 400 done, 600 to go. My liver hates the trump system, but I still love it. 9:17 AM May 15th from web
  7. I have never been more ashamed to be from Sarnia 12:30 PM Mar 25th from web
  8. Best thing a homeless guy ever said to me: Why do people think I'm a racist, just because I used to be a skinhead doesn't mean I'm racist 9:18 AM Mar 20th from web
  9. Reason Con Air is amazing #98: Comic relief is killed off to be replaced with another, though lesser, comic relief character 1:42 PM Mar 14th from web
  10. Reason Con Air is amazing #154: the image of Jon Cusak flying a Helicopter 8:44 AM Mar 14th from web
  11. Reason Con Air is amazing #248: the Serial killed is played by Steve Buscemi 10:35 PM Mar 13th from web
  12. Reason Con Air is amazing #247: Nicholas Cage convinces a serial Killer to give up his killing ways 10:13 PM Mar 13th from web
  13. Thom Yorke: cute in the ugliest way possible 9:42 PM Mar 13th from web
  14. what I learned in class today: No matter how intelligent your argument is if you lick a water bottle afterwards it loses all validity 9:22 AM Mar 12th from web
  15. The Jay theorem the earlier a class is the closer it will be to the other side of campus 5:34 AM Mar 12th from web
  16. when a band walks on stage with one guitarist holding an 8 string guitar and the other holding a 7 string, it's time to leave 5:49 PM Mar 11th from web
  17. For people who said S&M has no place in a Romanticism class, I just had a two hour lecture that can prove you wrong 10:53 AM Mar 11th from web
  18. If swedish vampire movies are to be believed then the swedes must shun people with Cancer 9:32 PM Mar 10th from web
  19. bad voice acting in foreign vampire movies make them a thousand times better 10:05 PM Mar 9th from web
  20. A Jalapeño eating contest is not as hard as you think 10:25 PM Mar 8th from web