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  1. Some questions we plan to add "Will farts ever become unfunny to you?" or "Are farts ever not funny?"
  2. 48% of the men and 31% of women surveyed admit that they have a reputation for farting among friends, coworkers etc.
  3. @ratsdeanoces no it doesn't, unless you burn hair
  4. 37% of men surveyed, and only 16% of women surveyed that they are never embarrassed to fart.
  5. 80% of women and 85% of men said that they have been blamed for someone else's fart.
  6. RT @wvandeneede: Food for scientific survey: Is there something about elevators that makes people fart?
  7. @cupcakeNbandits LOL That's awesome! He *made* you drink protein so he could laugh while you stink out the gym or something? haha
  8. @nudememphis True. We may reword it to "blame someone else out of embarrassment" or something. Result may be more interesting haha
  9. "77% of the men surveyed, and 79% of the women surveyed stated that they have blamed one of their farts on somebody else."
  10. one question we will be adding (or some variation): "Have you ever gotten sick from the smell of one of your farts?"
  11. @DadGoneMad That's teaching them how to entertain themselves! No need for fireworks!
  12. Fireworks? "39% of men surveyed that they have tried to light their own farts on fire. 56% of them got it to work. 14% of women have tried."
  13. @chrisnovell @kookamonga Thanks for the RT! Much appreciated
  14. @DoctorDiesector Awesome! Same here! haha
  15. @linhtlam There is indeed. http://www.poopreport.com had a "Pooping for Peace" campaign in April. No joke! lol
  16. @budesigns Oh yes! And I will be having plenty of those!
  17. Happy 4th of July!
  18. If you know someone that will be making their own fireworks after all those hot dogs and hamburgers: http://www.fartsurvey.com
  19. "27% of men and 11% of women surveyed that they have stored a fart in a jar, bottle etc."
  20. "39% of the men surveyed, and 20% of the women admit that they have recorded their own farts." Really? Wow! http://www.fartsurvey.com