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FartLaugh

  1. Check this video out -- camera cacher - hidden camera -FUN,FUNNY.www.4doom.com youtube.com/watch?v=oaYgY8… via @youtube
  2. Loreal fart - a fart your wife can't possibly escape because you're coloring her hair
  3. Easter fart - an egg fart with a slight smoked ham aroma as it settles
  4. hot chocolate fart - a fart that feels like mini-marshmallows are attached
  5. Scooter's Fart Dictionary signs with Perseus Publishing!
  6. Scooter’s Original Fart Dictionary Godfather fart - a fart in a tomato garden
  7. Scooter’s Original Fart Dictionary – #1 Bathroom Book in America E-Book and sample chapters at: http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/9667
  8. Your FART FOR THE DAY... matador fart - a fart you attempt to rid yourself of by casually flapping your apron
  9. food chain fart - a fart that smells like breakfast, lunch and dinner
  10. Scooter's Original Fart Dictionary available at Wordclay.com
  11. broncobuster fart - a fart that causes you to buck and lunge out of your chair
  12. Which of your body parts would you like to glow in the dark?
  13. Benji fart - a fart that sounds cute but smells bad
  14. @someecards Yeh, bought the wrong size teddy - twice in one night
  15. @GloriousPaper Your thoughts on WordClay?
  16. Why do they call it Taco "Bell"?
  17. @missXI Hey Claire Girl....did you get my email...go read it, do one of them. Write me back...I love you, Mommy
  18. Funny fart video... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDQo5rZhrWk
  19. Fart for today - hoot and coo fart - a fart that encourages mating calls from woodland creatures
  20. A fart for today... dyslexic atheist fart - a fart claimed to have been requested by DOG