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  1. I am thankful for black cat in my lap, enough money to eat, plenty of trivial media, and people who concern themselves with my happiness. about 20 hours ago from Brizzly
  2. Muppets! Queen! Video! Chris Hardwick! WATCH: http://bit.ly/4GGyLV about 24 hours ago from Brizzly
  3. Sad that my interview went better than others'. Got some banking and eBay shipping to do, after a lunch of leftovers. 10:25 AM Nov 24th from Brizzly
  4. @nodeuces re: ska titties... lord, I hope not 6:51 AM Nov 24th from twidroid in reply to nodeuces
  5. @hijinksensue I rarely have the capacity for jokes regarding sick kids. Fwiw, you and E seem to be doing it right. Hope L gets well soon. 6:36 AM Nov 24th from twidroid in reply to hijinksensue
  6. @pokeyp my fav. Grilled cheese: cheddar, smoke gouda, and romano. Basil, tons of butter, wheat bread. 6:30 AM Nov 24th from twidroid in reply to pokeyp
  7. @torley doesn't ring a bell, but five bucks says they used "first impressions" egregiously. 7:42 PM Nov 23rd from twidroid in reply to torley
  8. I'm supposed to sell tickets to this byob ska show sometime in december. There, I tried. 7:40 PM Nov 23rd from twidroid
  9. If this doesn't make you happy, we cannot be friends: http://bit.ly/078xAvB 1:38 PM Nov 23rd from Brizzly
  10. Err, http://bit.ly/5QoLtz 12:40 PM Nov 23rd from Brizzly
  11. I writed you a storie but I eated it: http://bit.ly/07Fjhop 12:14 PM Nov 23rd from Brizzly
  12. @brush yay baby yay baby yay baby 8:09 AM Nov 23rd from twidroid in reply to brush
  13. I kinda hate that I've listened to Incredibad so long that I kinda don't hate "Saxman" anymore. Will try not to bring it up at job interview 8:09 AM Nov 23rd from twidroid
  14. My Wii is currently fucked so I can't play Mario, and my gear all sucks so I can't make Xmas presents. I guess I'll go to a job interview. 10:49 PM Nov 22nd from Brizzly
  15. @hijinksensue the tape had labels upon labels of trek, so I think it saw many generations of timeshifted shows. 10:17 PM Nov 22nd from twidroid in reply to hijinksensue
  16. Found an old VHA @brush used for recording American Idol. Remember how much WORK that shit took? Wait, I feel weird. 4:24 PM Nov 22nd from Brizzly
  17. Found an old VHS @hijinksensue used for recording Star Trek. Remember how much WORK that shit took? 4:21 PM Nov 22nd from Brizzly
  18. "Use Oats To Make Great Faux-Meat Veggie Burger" I have never read anything more completely wrong in my life. 4:00 PM Nov 22nd from Brizzly
  19. @nodeuces In hindsight, I couldn't have been more mistaken. 3:57 PM Nov 22nd from Brizzly in reply to nodeuces
  20. 15-year-old me to cameraman (probably Uncle Harley): "I was on the Internet the other day and saw a MIDI file by Enigma." 3:08 PM Nov 22nd from Brizzly