FarkerPeaceboy
- I know our kitties are trippin' balls on their catnip when they bogart my Pink Floyd CDs.10:33 AM Jul 2nd from web
- Our AC vents are on the floor. Like Marilyn, I like to stand over them and let them blow up my skirt. Unlike Marilyn, I like to go commando.12:15 PM Jul 1st from web
- I had reason to call my grocer and ask if he had Prince Albert in a can, but he thought it was a prank and hung up. So, thanks, dipshits.11:38 AM Jun 29th from web
- Two special firsts this weekend with new Peacekitty Rita: first time she crawled undercover to sleep on my leg, and first time Dutch Ovened.11:35 AM Jun 29th from web
- Sending change-of-address notices, now living in Sin. A little town on the coast, pronounced like the math term "sine". Me and my "co-sine."11:32 AM Jun 29th from web
- The boys found my Magic 8 Ball, then ascertained that God does exist. Feel like an ass now for telling my bible teacher he was full of shit.9:57 PM Jun 22nd from web
- I abided my emo friend's cutting, and even listening to My Chemical Romance, but using Johnson's "More Tears" shampoo is time to intervene.11:06 AM Jun 22nd from web
- Peacegirl & the boys have arrived, for keeps. You know the #1 song on Billboard this week, "Happiest Mofo On The Planet"? Yeah, that's mine.7:39 PM Jun 21st from web
- Staying at my folks' tonight. Dad: "your mom and I will be in the hot tub, so don't come by unless you want to be weirded out." Duly noted.8:39 PM Jun 19th from web
- Inspired by recent events, I've been trying to kill a fly with my bare hands. Turns out the Obama-Fu is weak in me. Yes we can? No I can't.8:08 PM Jun 19th from web
- Tweeting the revolution live at In & Out Burger. Some guy didn't like his 2x2, sent it back. Hysteria, chaos. I'm going undercover awhile.2:45 PM Jun 17th from web
- Was it me or Home Depot that totally reeked of piss? Now that I left, it was Home Depot. Good, since I don't remember drinking last night.1:53 PM Jun 16th from web
- My beloved old Geometry teacher just sent me a singing parallelogram, that was very sweet. I gave a $2 tip to 2 guys, and $1 to the other 2.9:48 AM Jun 15th from web
- Since it's #followeraftermidnightonsundayandi'mprettydrunkalready I totally have to nominate one of the funniest Twitterers I've ever seen @12:10 AM Jun 8th from web
- Saturday night's alright for 1) fightin' 2) alphabetizin' DVDs 3) Emailin' Peacemom detailed links on autoerotic asphyxiation.8:50 PM Jun 6th from web
- @chickenlittle, probably weren't Mormons, the Mormon-fu is strong in you. Maybe delivery guys? Did you notice if they had large packages?12:05 PM Jun 3rd from web in reply to chickenlittle
- Some hate door-to-door Jehovah's Witnesses. I find they make fun dungeon pets and, due to their faith, can live weeks on Saltines and water.11:46 AM Jun 3rd from web
- If I mix another Peacepunch, as I'm about to do, my eventual journey towards my bed should closely resemble this: http://tinyurl.com/lrb37f2:44 AM May 30th from web
- Still wearing my mask. Not for swine flu anymore, but I've got whooping cranes in the house and I'm a little worried about whooping cough.3:07 AM May 26th from web
- So, according to Lynne, all this time we should have been pronouncing his name "CHEE-nee"? Man, where did I get "FUCK-head"?2:43 PM May 22nd from web
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- Name FarkerPeaceboy
- Location Left Edge of U.S.
- Web http://www.facebo...
- Bio I'm not selling you nothing, nor driving you to my biz website. I'm not buying what you're selling, either. I'm just in it for the lulz.
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