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That floor won't clean itself cinders and unless mr supermop aka @nearthecoast is going to appear you better get on with it yerself about 1 hour ago from Tweetie
@LaurenEACooke lots of great illustrators at illustration Friday about 2 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to LaurenEACooke
@kevcecil hopefully a positive indicator not because you are writing grovelling letters to the bank manager about 2 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to kevcecil
@Roundaboutmag it's ok 'it's behind you' now about 2 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Roundaboutmag
pips and toodle about 9 hours ago from web
@MissPoofy not playing but watching and playing along vertually until sleep #earlynight about 21 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to MissPoofy
Grey, wet yucky and I have promised I will bike today as the Travel Plan is being presented #ridetowork 11:58 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
@tweetingpainter from where I'm sitting you wont need many colours for today's sky 11:53 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to tweetingpainter
I want to visit Llanbobyll 3:20 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
The girl from tiger bay (or splot) on graham norton - such vfm 3:04 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
@sausagekinguk o/h just been supping calvors at Dennington queens head - Me on the Aspall ; have to redress the electrolites after badminton 1:57 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie in reply to sausagekinguk
@Jaydubblah sounds like you are fishing for volunteers to massage (now watch follower count go up) 11:21 AM Nov 23rd from Tweetie in reply to Jaydubblah
@sausagekinguk no idea sorry. O/h says the lager is good quality dark larger with nice flavour and not too gassy 11:20 AM Nov 23rd from Tweetie in reply to sausagekinguk
@essexgourmet give up doing anything else useful at the same time :) 11:17 AM Nov 23rd from Tweetie in reply to essexgourmet
@sausagekinguk yep, not a big lager drinker but it is quite a decent brew 11:16 AM Nov 23rd from Tweetie in reply to sausagekinguk
Badminton calls better go create a raquet 11:05 AM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
Turn my back on you for 5 mins and find 'locksmith called' 'door jumped on' @davegorman is right, when you're not looking a party breaks out 11:04 AM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
@easternsparkle yes very very odd... also big no = yeast in tweets about bread (nuff said) - have a great day; got your equity card? 11:55 PM Nov 22nd from TweetDeck in reply to easternsparkle
@easternsparkle It may just have been having a moment :) 11:49 PM Nov 22nd from TweetDeck in reply to easternsparkle
@easternsparkle - and now its working perfectly - how odd 11:49 PM Nov 22nd from TweetDeck in reply to easternsparkle

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Name Vivia
Location Suffolk, UK
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Bio Interests: local and wild food, environment, Italy, village life, art, space, mapping, cycling, IT, politics, writing. Allergic to ironing

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