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  1. Thanks for the #FF love! *mwah*
  2. I say we all get onboard Team Jason X... RT @TheUserPool Thanksgiving Potluck at work. Enter the Twilight Zone: http://bit.ly/8W1PEl
  3. On this day of the Gobble Gobble, just remember: alcohol is your savior.
  4. RT @Misadventures OH: You're like an orgy on wheels.
  5. @GunsandTacos Talk about ice-cream headache...
  6. @PapaBeav @gdruckman I feel slappity all of a sudden...
  7. @Astrogirl426 AGREED!
  8. @gdruckman I know things... *wink*
  9. Me likey... RT @TheUserPool Velvet City rocks. Check it: http://www.youtube.com/watc...
  10. @Eunice007 *passes cigarette*
  11. RT @sensible And thus I clothe my naked villany With odd old ends stol'n out of holy writ,And seem a saint, when most I play the devil
  12. @SiaLikeWhoa Awww... Don't worry, I'll hold you
  13. @gdruckman Understandable. You're liable to put an eye out with that.
  14. @jnassi @lynnster23 We have never ending material around here. Now you know why we always have something to laugh aboot!
  15. @gdruckman LMFAO! So true...
  16. Haha...RT @papawu1 Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your house when they leave...
  17. Tru dat...RT @matt_farace On Conan, they just had an ad for designated drivers. But what about designated walkers? @farwyde
  18. @ruby2466 We were around the corner at a table laughing our asses off. Next time! *mwah*
  19. LMFAO! RT @jnassi An OH just for @farwyde: "The Munchbox? People travel from far and wide to eat there." No joke. Really. It was said.
  20. Not just u RT @Astrogirl426 The turkey makes you sleepy.The wine makes you sane.Also keeps you from committing homicide. Or is that just me?