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FantomasMAX

Ariel and I thank everyone who showed up last night. We threw a party to celebrate with loved ones. Also, Midori was the shot of choice about 1 hour ago via Twittelator
I JUST woke up! about 1 hour ago via Twittelator
Barf. about 11 hours ago via Twittelator
#AbeFact I wanted Dubstep. There will be no Dubstep played about 20 hours ago via Twittelator
#AbeFact I just wanted the homies here. They came. All that matters about 20 hours ago via Twittelator
Theres this badass moment when youre eating Lunchables at 8pm and you realize it isnt lunch...anymore about 20 hours ago via Twittelator
@iamtheconniver I put you and Lauri with your moms about 23 hours ago via Twittelator in reply to iamtheconniver
@susy_q_ but if she ONLY watches BBC America, that "yay" is going to get sour about 24 hours ago via Twittelator in reply to susy_q_
@DayZpetals lets fucking rage with ostriches and do molly with penguins! 1:32 PM May 25th via Twittelator in reply to DayZpetals
@TheSMOOVEWun I...Am...Uncircumcised... 1:31 PM May 25th via Twittelator in reply to TheSMOOVEWun
@Kay___emm well...that sucks ass. Better get married fast. No one wants to marry the toothless 28yr old woman 1:31 PM May 25th via Twittelator in reply to Kay___emm
Im rich bitches!!!! Fuck you all!!!! instagr.am/p/LEBRv8o_wm/ 1:20 PM May 25th via Instagram
Not so strong, mom! instagr.am/p/LEBOABo_wj/ 1:20 PM May 25th via Instagram
@DayZpetals lets go to a rave, brah 12:53 PM May 25th via Twittelator in reply to DayZpetals
@elle_lefant send me your schedule, brah 12:50 PM May 25th via Twittelator in reply to elle_lefant
Carbs carbs carbs for scotch scotch scotch 12:33 PM May 25th via Twittelator
chelseaclarke I just blew my nose with a dryer sheet because I'm original, smart, fun, creative, resourceful and crying hard in a pile of clean laundry. 5:00 PM Mar 2nd via web Retweeted by FantomasMAX and 12 others
@May_Dell bartending gigs tend to be awesome doeee 12:29 PM May 25th via Twittelator in reply to May_Dell
@Kay___emm she said while chewing on sugar filled gum. #CavitiesssIsWorkingAgainstYouAndCavitiesssWantsToBringYouDownnn 12:24 PM May 25th via Twittelator in reply to Kay___emm
SIX-THIRTY-PM 6:30PM EST 18:30 11:57 AM May 25th via Twittelator

Name A.B.E. 2.0
Location With Carmen Sandiego
Bio Hardboiled man. Father to countless non-existent children. Man of unstable personalities. Captain Planet's neighbor. Ninja assassin of love. N*Sync impersonator