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  1. Don't cry for me, Argentina. That old donut had to go at some point. about 5 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. @giromide And suddenly the lyrics "come and play" take on a entirely new meaning. about 5 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to giromide
  3. I'm going to just go ahead and say it; I love mondays. about 6 hours ago from Tweetie
  4. @beeborg Good luck Bee!! I know you'll make that exam your sweet little bitch! <3 about 7 hours ago from Tweetie
  5. 2012 is the new The Day After Tomorrow. Only with less Jake Gyllenhaal. about 13 hours ago from Tweetie
  6. Running late for a date. I've officialy become a woman. 1:25 PM Nov 22nd from Tweetie
  7. Send this message to 10 people and your true love will declare their true feelings for you by PUNCHING YOU IN THE JUNK FOR BEING AN IDIOT. 10:40 AM Nov 19th from Tweetie
  8. Some days I feel like an NWA song in a Coldplay world. 12:38 PM Nov 18th from Tweetie
  9. If farts could tell a story mine would be about a woman, nachos and desperation. 10:32 AM Nov 18th from Tweetie
  10. The toddler and my neice have been playing a game all day they like to call 'Let's see who can get her to drink before noon first!' 10:24 AM Nov 18th from Tweetie
  11. @hoosiergirl Twins! Many, many congrats and sleepless nights to you! 10:19 AM Nov 18th from Tweetie in reply to hoosiergirl
  12. @sniffyjenkins I can't wait to read it!! Yay Sniffy! 9:06 AM Nov 17th from Tweetie in reply to sniffyjenkins
  13. ""Loving Rock n' Roll by putting another dime in the jukebox. Baby."" 12:42 PM Nov 16th from Birdhouse
  14. ""Having a box of Butterfingers to replace my non-exsistent sex life."" 12:34 PM Nov 16th from Tweetie
  15. @davegorum Dammitalltohaites. It's funny because it's a euphemism for ""I'm sick of being single"". HahahaSOB 12:19 PM Nov 16th from Tweetie in reply to davegorum
  16. ""having sex."" Did I do it right? 12:02 PM Nov 16th from Tweetie
  17. There's nothing quiet like the smell of, Oh shit I burnt the crescent rolls, in the afternoon. 11:18 AM Nov 16th from Tweetie
  18. @StndrdBitch No because yours is constantly killing me. ZING! 10:46 AM Nov 16th from Tweetie in reply to StndrdBitch
  19. [Insert a variation of a funny joke I made earlier this week.] 10:34 AM Nov 16th from Tweetie
  20. Time to put the Easter decorations up! 9:28 AM Nov 16th from Tweetie