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  1. I like my men like I like your mom. Tied up and in my bed. about 5 hours ago from Birdhouse
  2. @Aimee_B_Loved I drank bitch once but she had a nasty aftertaste and now I'm not allowed within 100 ft of her. about 23 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Aimee_B_Loved
  3. Do these knee high socks make my breasts look really perky tonight or is it just me? 8:51 PM Nov 14th from Tweetie
  4. @emilybrianna We call that the "Shhh, everyone has to play quiet" game. 12:12 PM Nov 14th from Tweetie in reply to emilybrianna
  5. We've secretly replaced your sweet loving baby with a screaming toddler who wakes at 6am demanding waffles. Let's see if I notice! 4:45 AM Nov 14th from Tweetie
  6. Playing a game with the family, when she shouts, "I am Queen of A-Labia!" Grandma always gets the good characters. 1:38 PM Nov 13th from Birdhouse
  7. In my FlashForward I saw myself never watching that awful show again. And just like that, it came true. 5:37 PM Nov 12th from Tweetie
  8. @wifeoftj Good luck on your exam today! I'm sure you'll knock it out of the park. 7:11 AM Nov 12th from Tweetie
  9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Play him a little Salt n' Pepa and he will dance FOR LIFE. 1:24 PM Nov 11th from Birdhouse
  10. In an attempt to get fit and into shape I'm only eating HALF the box of donuts. It's all about moderation, people. 7:57 AM Nov 11th from Tweetie
  11. @hoosiergirl CONGRATULATIONS!! 7:19 AM Nov 10th from Tweetie in reply to hoosiergirl
  12. IT PUTS THE COFFEE IN MAH BELLY OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE. 5:38 AM Nov 10th from Tweetie
  13. The only thing worse than Sarah Palin is Sarah Palin. 1:35 PM Nov 9th from Tweetie
  14. I've got 99 problems but your mom isn't one. 1:02 PM Nov 9th from Birdhouse
  15. "My 'sexdar' is so off that a guy could slap me in the forehead with his penis and I'd wonder if it was a new dance craze." 1:33 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie
  16. Just bought the toddler his very first Star Wars t-shirt. I'd say that alone tips the scales in my favor as this years Mother of the Year. 8:55 AM Nov 7th from Tweetie
  17. Irony of the day: A faded flag bumper sticker that reads, 'These colors don't run'. 7:21 AM Nov 7th from Tweetie
  18. My mother is @-replying me to do favors for her. This is why we can't have nice internets. 5:56 AM Nov 7th from web
  19. Everyone knows 'beer before liquor, never sicker' but it's a little known fact that 'salt before chocolate, you have PMS'. 3:14 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  20. I have to wonder if I've finally hit my low when I find myself licking the salt off of pistachios first thing in the morning. 7:14 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie