Fallen_seamen
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Okk so next week Bjs for sure no bitchassness
about 1 hour ago
via Twitter for Android
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Life changed , I changed . What I once wanted may not be right for me any longer .
about 2 hours ago
via Twitter for BlackBerry®
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*A nerdy guys phone goes off* Jock: "Who was that, your girlfriend?" *Everyone laughs* Nerd: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*
about 2 hours ago
via Buffer
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RT if Hispanics speaking Spanish in public pisses you off.
about 21 hours ago
via TweetDeck
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I hate my job
about 2 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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My boons feet :)
about 3 hours ago
via Instagram
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Small penises are like iPhones with cracked screens... They still serve their purpose, but nobody really wants one.
about 6 hours ago
via SocialOomph
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Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you.
about 6 hours ago
via web
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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds? Girl: Why? Cause you're lovin' it? Boy: No, because it's fat and greasy
about 5 hours ago
via Buffer
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What if caused cancer or liver diseases, then would it be legal?
about 5 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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Over 70% of men lie about their penis size ->
about 4 hours ago
via ChaCha Affiliate Program
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Push-up bras are like potato chip bags. They look appealing, but once you open it, it's only half full.
about 3 hours ago
via Buffer
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Ginger people must love the voting process. It's the only time they will ever be affiliated with a party.
about 7 hours ago
via Timely by Demandforce
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What had two wings and one halo? A Chinese phone, "Wing wing, halo?"
about 8 hours ago
via TweetDeck
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Walk up to a "Big Boned" girl and ask her if she pregnant
about 6 hours ago
via web
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I get so emotional when you’re not around. That emotion is called joy.
about 6 hours ago
via web
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@ but look at it! Its the cutest lil thing in the world!
about 6 hours ago
via Twitter for Android
in reply to caution_itsash
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@ yea but i wwant a pomsky! Look at this
about 7 hours ago
via Twitter for Android
in reply to caution_itsash
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Why are lesbians attracted to other women, who look like men? I thought they liked women?
about 7 hours ago
via Twitter for iPad
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@ but I want a pomskies
about 7 hours ago
via Twitter for Android
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- Name Diddy
- Location Over there. DASSSIT!
- Bio This world is full of empty promises except for the promises God speaks of. noone not a bf/friend or parents will love u like Jesus. #TeamDominican all day!
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