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Fakespearean

  1. We are, my lord, The melancholy Jaques grieves at that; And, in conclusion, she shall be loath to cast him.
  2. When I shall never move thee in another sense- I am sure, cannot carry his valour; for the son is thirty.
  3. If you meet the curled Antony, He'll make a sop of him. I will not. All strange and admirable.
  4. If nothing lets to make me tell ye, if ye should lead her into a yoke, wear the brows of grace, Yet grace must still look so.
  5. O did you think 'tis now no soil nor cautel doth besmirch The virtue that transgresses is but heading and hanging.
  6. Wherever sorrow is, relief would be. If Cassio do remain, He hath a Rosalind of a murther is.
  7. Yes, I have supp'd full with horrors; Direness, familiar to us unknown afflicts him thus That, open'd, lies within our remedy.
  8. How came you hither? Wherefore do you wrong us, shall we laugh? Say when. You grow exceeding strange; must it be written in eight and six.
  9. Peace, Grumio! It is a stone, a very fool and die a beggar. My lady has a huswife's hand- but that's no matter; let it drink.
  10. Among them know Of what it is so, Let fortune go to bed after midnight is to come; insensible of mortality and desperately mortal.
  11. To do this for you, Unless you have show'd a tender fatherly regard To wish him to you shall make your choice.
  12. Be not afraid, though you hit her not; Therefore a health to drink. Here comes the Emperor.
  13. Before the gods she may, with all my heart; and yet, within a month- Let me sit heavy on my trembling flesh. What do you serve God?
  14. Here is the joyful day, Audre'y; to-morrow will we rehearse; for if thou desir'st to be the villain lives which slaughter'd him.
  15. Enter, sir, the boldness is mine I may minister To our most fair Bianca? I'faith, sweet love, I was enforc'd to send the a beard!
  16. Love me or love me soundly with your fancies; and in the cause why music was ordain'd! Was it so nominated in the year, and let them last!
  17. Can I go to church and call hers thence; Or, at the casement; shut that, and other languages, as the Emperor.
  18. I am for thee to bed, and rest; for thou seest that all the haunt be ours.- Come, Eros, Eros!
  19. Ha, ah, ha! Well, Wednesday is to-morrow. To-morrow night look that thou art chang'd! What do you little harm: you'll forswear this again.
  20. But yet thou shalt find me well accompanied With reverend fathers and well said; a merry whoreson, ha! Thou shalt aby it.