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Fakespeare

  1. By Jove's balls, PowerPoint sucketh arse! It hath reduced those who dwelleth in cubes unto craven toad-spotted knaves.
  2. Alack and welladay! I have replied to mine own tweete! Mine eyes shall quit their seeing anon!
  3. @Fakespeare Haply I should address milord as @Shey, so he canst hear mine replies.
  4. Verily, Lord Shey approacheth! Mine wits art alle atwitter!
  5. Swounds, I hath a followere! Thou'rt welcome, Fair Laura!
  6. Forsooth, mine twitter page is dull.