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  1. More comics to come later today! Yay!
  2. One new Greene With Envy! http://snurl.com/mopy9
  3. Getting caught up more! 2 New TOBYs, starting here:http://snurl.com/mopli
  4. Getting caught up! 2 New Barkeaters, starting here:http://snurl.com/mop6n
  5. So, I worked some today... 17 hrs, save a peanut butter sandwich break and some macadamia nuts. I guess 18 if I didn't slack off, there...
  6. Man, it's hard to take someone you never met calling you lazy after a 14 hour work day...
  7. This just in: Folks are scared of me? Really? Is it the eyebrows? It's the eyebrows, isn't it?
  8. Clearly, I was not built for this many assholes.
  9. RT @danbialek: This job is so bad that it makes me wish I had time machine and a draft card. Vietnam couldn't have been much worse than this
  10. I can't shake this feeling of impending doom. I get more and more like Charles Schulz everyday...
  11. This is my 1,328th Tweet! #uselessmilestones
  12. Floater #badnamesfordrinks
  13. Retweeting @drinkatwork: FRS still hates you. Here's why: http://digg.com/u17n8z
  14. Ewan McGregor in a Fake Rockstar Tee?! http://twitpic.com/9vute @nedrick
  15. @Gennyfer HA!
  16. FRS approved #followfriday: @Gennyfer @drinkatwork @seancrespo @nedrick @carolrhartsell @tobyrobotsatan @JohnnyGlynn @macgasm @dodeatdoug
  17. @Gennyfer Thanks! Tell your local paper. I could use the $20 a week. HA!... Uh... GUH.
  18. New column of future Ridicularity™ pursuits: http://twurl.nl/xzjeqh
  19. I have Elderberries deadlines, today Twitstars... The three comics will post after that. Power to the people who make the mighty deadline!
  20. Fridays are for FRS Brand Ridicularity™ sightings: http://twurl.nl/v6q1j3