Fake_Rockstar
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@ WKRP in Cincinaaatiiii....
about 7 hours ago
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WHAT THE F.... RT @: YOU: Hey, know where I can get some spray on Jesus in a can?ME: Yes!
9:59 AM Nov 25th
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It's funny how everything else is suddenly petty and dumb when your dog is sick.
4:57 AM Nov 25th
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RT @: [Phone rings.]"Hello?"
"Hello, ma'am. Is Aquaman home?"
"Just a minute. Arthur! You have a call!"
"Coming!... Hello?"
*click*
4:54 AM Nov 25th
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Healthcare bill bad for gun owners now? GOOD GOD, has everyone lost their minds?!
4:39 AM Nov 25th
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@ you never saw sneakers...
9:49 PM Nov 24th
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@ too many secrets
9:44 PM Nov 24th
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@ workin'. Movies help me write.
9:34 PM Nov 24th
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Watching Sneakers now. "you know what I Can't believe, I can't believe it's Thursday"
9:27 PM Nov 24th
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Just watched Planes, Trains and Automobiles. I miss John Candy and John Hughes.
8:25 PM Nov 24th
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Train don't run outta witchita, train runs outta... (snort snort) stubville.
7:13 PM Nov 24th
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@ Nope. I'm a New Yorker now. New England sports is beneath me. Plus football is dumb. And Foxboro is stupidtown.
1:08 PM Nov 24th
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@ Better news: The Yankees are World Champs. I feel better already. You Follow the bull, ya get the evil horns.
1:04 PM Nov 24th
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I think for the Holiday, I'm getting off the Internet and social discourse. Enjoy your dead birds and smashed 'taters.
12:27 PM Nov 24th
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Jezus, people. It's the Holiday season. Somebody hit me with some good news, would ya?
11:03 AM Nov 24th
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Not sure how I could see THE ROAD sober.
7:23 AM Nov 24th
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@ Well, duh.
6:26 AM Nov 24th
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@ Well, good Cherry pie IS out of this world! HI-OH! I'm here all week... I have to be, I can't afford the gas to leave.
6:26 AM Nov 24th
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Conflicted: How to love a country that made Michigan sour cherry pie AND Glen Beck.
6:22 AM Nov 24th
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I'm up. I'm up... Alright, I'm up.
4:32 AM Nov 24th
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- Name Corey Pandolph
- Location New York
- Web http://www.fakero...
- Bio Syndicated cartoonist/ comedy writer/ whiskey drinker/jerk.
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