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  1. @pvponline WKRP in Cincinaaatiiii....
  2. WHAT THE F.... RT @lizzwinstead: YOU: Hey, know where I can get some spray on Jesus in a can?ME: Yes! http://twitpic.com/qw446
  3. It's funny how everything else is suddenly petty and dumb when your dog is sick.
  4. RT @sween: [Phone rings.]"Hello?" "Hello, ma'am. Is Aquaman home?" "Just a minute. Arthur! You have a call!" "Coming!... Hello?" *click*
  5. Healthcare bill bad for gun owners now? GOOD GOD, has everyone lost their minds?!
  6. @RobertThePlant you never saw sneakers...
  7. @RobertThePlant too many secrets
  8. @RobertThePlant workin'. Movies help me write.
  9. Watching Sneakers now. "you know what I Can't believe, I can't believe it's Thursday"
  10. Just watched Planes, Trains and Automobiles. I miss John Candy and John Hughes.
  11. Train don't run outta witchita, train runs outta... (snort snort) stubville.
  12. @IngeniousJay Nope. I'm a New Yorker now. New England sports is beneath me. Plus football is dumb. And Foxboro is stupidtown.
  13. @IngeniousJay Better news: The Yankees are World Champs. I feel better already. You Follow the bull, ya get the evil horns.
  14. I think for the Holiday, I'm getting off the Internet and social discourse. Enjoy your dead birds and smashed 'taters.
  15. Jezus, people. It's the Holiday season. Somebody hit me with some good news, would ya?
  16. Not sure how I could see THE ROAD sober.
  17. @nedrick Well, duh.
  18. @Gennyfer Well, good Cherry pie IS out of this world! HI-OH! I'm here all week... I have to be, I can't afford the gas to leave.
  19. Conflicted: How to love a country that made Michigan sour cherry pie AND Glen Beck.
  20. I'm up. I'm up... Alright, I'm up.