FakeWardCleaver
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Dammit, June, we did not steal this country from the Indians so that you could serve Jell-O at Thanksgiving. Where's the pie?
about 1 hour ago
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Dammit, June, wear the blue dress, wear the green dress, I don't care. No, wait. Wear the blue dress. It covers more.
5:18 AM Nov 24th
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Dammit, June, if I wait long enough, the wind will blow those leaves over to the neighbors' yards.
11:19 AM Nov 21st
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Dammit, June, this coffee tastes like you drained it from a crankcase. At that, it's still better than that pot you brewed yesterday.
3:23 AM Nov 20th
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Dammit, June, what's this charge for some book on mastering French cooking? Shouldn't you try to master American cooking first?
5:18 AM Nov 19th
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Dammit, June, don't you have anything better to do all afternoon than drink Manischewitz and cry during "Queen for a Day"?
11:18 AM Nov 18th
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Dammit, June, could you at least TRY to get Wally and Beaver to take a bath? The place smells like we're housing bears here.
5:51 AM Nov 17th
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Dammit, June, I can't tell whether this is gravy or mucilage.
5:43 PM Nov 15th
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Dammit, June, FOUR HOURS with you and the boys in the car, to see your family? I'll take the poke in the eye with a sharp stick instead.
5:10 PM Nov 13th
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Dammit, June, no, I do not think Broderick Crawford is sexy on "Highway Patrol." Your problem is you're too vain to wear glasses.
5:19 AM Nov 12th
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Dammit, June, you nicknamed him "Beaver," and you're surprised that the little s.o.b. is picked on at school? Where did you hide the Scotch?
4:37 AM Nov 11th
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Dammit, June, if I'd known your gin-soaked bridge club was coming to the house, I would have left town. I'll be at the bar at Morty's.
3:23 AM Nov 10th
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Dammit, June, I never said those pearls were real.
10:08 AM Nov 9th
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Dammit, June, YOU can take the boys to church. If I want to listen to some gasbag mumble platitudes, I'll switch on "Meet the Press."
2:58 AM Nov 8th
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Dammit, June, can't your relatives sponge off somebody else at Thanksgiving? We're not running a soup kitchen here.
3:30 AM Nov 7th
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Dammit, June, I am not going to have a "man talk" with Wally. No point in getting his hopes up.
3:27 AM Nov 6th
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Dammit, June, serving this tuna noodle casserole probably violates the Geneva Conventions.
3:31 AM Nov 5th
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Dammit, June, I've already started my evening drinking, and now you tell me about some damn parent-teacher thing?
3:31 AM Nov 4th
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Dammit, June, you're following me.
2:44 AM Nov 3rd
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Dammit, June, that little Haskell bastard is looking up your dress again.
6:00 AM Nov 2nd
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