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  1. I'm going to be lucky if I don't get fired. You might have to look for me at FakeTNDP soon, but come on! How is Cobb not our guy? 8:39 AM Oct 8th from web
  2. Oh, no, y'all. I went to Shelbyville to help out. And the pro-life, pro-gun, pro-God guy? Um, I spent four hours canvasing for him. 8:38 AM Oct 8th from web
  3. Trying to sneak out before I get made. But first, hello Mr. President! 6:31 PM Aug 29th from mobile web
  4. President Clinton just said "Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice shame on me." He cant even get a simple saying right. #jday 6:18 PM Aug 29th from mobile web
  5. This is one giant lovefest. Sheesh. What is @kleinheider going to do on Monday? 5:37 PM Aug 29th from mobile web
  6. That's right. I snuck in to Jackson Day, B******s. #jday 5:22 PM Aug 29th from mobile web
  7. An invocation. prayer, Chairman speech, Vice Chair, and Harold Ford and not one mention of guns or gays. Heathens. #jday 5:20 PM Aug 29th from mobile web
  8. Say, @matthewhurtt, you seeing anybody? 12:42 PM Aug 29th from web
  9. "Don't use that Frenchy language in front of me." "Don't slander other Republicans." "Don't point that gun at my mom." Nag, nag, nag, nag. 12:37 PM Aug 29th from web
  10. @NotSenAlexander didn't even like it when I called Cooper "Representative Pamplemousse-face." 12:36 PM Aug 29th from web
  11. Not THOSE kinds of things. But like, not bring my gun to church, not write bad things about @billhobbs in the bathroom at the Melrose. 12:34 PM Aug 29th from web
  12. I know some of you are wondering where I've been. Well, @NotSenAlexander and I broke up. He was pressuring me do do things. 12:33 PM Aug 29th from web
  13. 30 dozen eggs? Check. 150 rolls of toilet paper? Check. Shaving cream? Check. Jackson Day? Check. 12:29 PM Aug 29th from web
  14. Remember after the Sanford thing when I had to go do a bed check on ev'ry TN Republican to make sure they were where they should be..? Oops. 7:27 PM Aug 3rd from web
  15. @nitweet Thought don't think your anti-American, anti-rural, anti-chicken stance has gone unnoticed. 9:46 AM Jul 13th from web in reply to nitweet
  16. @nitweet Oh, that's right. Because you and I both know that guns in bars is awesome and the lawsuit is stupid. 9:45 AM Jul 13th from web in reply to nitweet
  17. @nitweet I'm practically the defacto spokesperson for the TNGOP. Why don't you ask me? 9:45 AM Jul 13th from web in reply to nitweet
  18. And that's six hours of your life you're never getting back. 9:44 AM Jul 13th from web
  19. But I heard that, if he gets mad at you, he will give Jim Cooper your phone number and tell him you have health care reform questions. 9:43 AM Jul 13th from web
  20. Okay, those of you who are badmouthing me for appeasing Kleinheider, um, maybe you haven't heard how mean he is. 9:41 AM Jul 13th from web