FakeSheilaDixon
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And now, as if things couldn't be worse, I am getting porn spam on twitter.
3:59 PM Nov 24th
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When I win, I am going to take several people to the woodshed over this...
3:55 PM Nov 24th
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People in Baltimore need to get a life.
3:17 PM Nov 24th
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How do I tell Councilman Kraft he has some rank breath and what looks to be a radish stuck between his teeth?
11:34 AM Nov 24th
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Dave Collins = poor man's Pat Sajak.
11:20 AM Nov 24th
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At least Night Court had that sexy John Laroquette. All I have is Arnie, Kelberman, and Dave Collins. Barf.
11:17 AM Nov 24th
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I would prefer to be inactive. Inactive on a beach with a Bartles and James, but I am stuck in a bad rerun of Night Court.
11:02 AM Nov 24th
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With that said, bite me. Where's Ian?
10:39 AM Nov 24th
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Again the Sun "reporters" have it wrong. Not inactive. I'm in this thing called a "trial" and in said trial no Twitter.
10:39 AM Nov 24th
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Randell Finney is far less entertaining than Albert Finney from Annie and Erin Brocovich.
6:51 AM Nov 13th
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I prefer not to call it a trial, but a gathering of people to look at all the good work that I have done for the people of Baltimore.
5:26 AM Nov 10th
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Can I pay my lawyers in oversized pink flamingos?
9:59 AM Nov 6th
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The @ wonders how I am going to pay my lawyers? Mostly through raising your taxes and raiding the piggy banks of small children
9:18 AM Nov 6th
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In case you were wondering, little work gets done at City Hall. Its lots of movies, popcorn, and gossip - like a big slumber party.
7:49 AM Nov 6th
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The key to faking out the judge is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom; I'm a big believer in it.
7:41 AM Nov 6th
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I need to figure out how I can get out of trial next week. Maybe I should watch Ferris Bueller's Day Off again to get some pointers.
7:40 AM Nov 6th
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I ran over and killed a man on the way to work this morning. Its no big deal though; prior mayors have done it.
5:21 AM Nov 5th
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People say I live in a bubble. My staff hasn't told me that I do, so people must be wrong.
6:37 AM Nov 2nd
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Also, if you buy me a pair of shoes, I will wear them for you!
3:11 AM Oct 26th
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If you are interested in making a tax deductible donation to my campaign, is the website.
3:10 AM Oct 26th
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- Name Sheila Dixon
- Location Sheilaville, Maryland
- Bio Because I am the Mayor and you should care what I have to say.
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