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  1. Canadian health care isn't the ideal I expected. Too many resources go into treating frostbite, obesity from poutine, and moose injuries. 1:24 PM Nov 23rd from Seesmic
  2. Canadian healthcare is great! I got a swine flu shot, tooth cleaning, spleen transplant, and an oil change! 9:09 PM Nov 20th from Seesmic
  3. If that's the case, @fakedougwilson, then I'm post-post-kidneys! 9:08 PM Nov 20th from Seesmic in reply to fakedougwilson
  4. Hey, thanks for the tip on @fakebono, @expatminister! We gotta hang together. Maybe he'll be physically present at Urbana this year! 9:06 PM Nov 20th from Seesmic in reply to expatminister
  5. We're in Canada for health care, @thegyg; Obama wasn't fast enough. You guys know what it means to vote Jesus for president. Or PM, whatevs. 8:41 PM Nov 18th from Seesmic in reply to thegyg
  6. The Justicemobile is like a waffle, lots of nooks and crannies. And syrup. 12:02 PM Nov 16th from Twuffer
  7. Whew! We finally made it across the border to Canada! The guards were sure we were smuggling drugs and searched the whole Justicemobile. 10:04 AM Nov 16th from Seesmic
  8. Uh-oh. We're having trouble crossing the border into Canada. A mountie's crawling aboot under the Justicemobile (http://bit.ly/R45Tb). 9:04 AM Nov 14th from web
  9. We've arrived in Idaho, @SigningElle, where should we head for the potato vodka to run the Justicemobile? 10:16 PM Nov 11th from Seesmic in reply to SigningElle
  10. The Justicemobile would have gotten to Idaho already, but we mixed up Colorado and Wyoming. Why did we impose boundaries on tribal lands? 10:26 PM Nov 10th from Seesmic
  11. Any tips on how to express tacit enthusiasm for pro-life provisions in the health care bill, but not seem to endorse patriarchal oppression? 11:42 PM Nov 8th from Seesmic
  12. The Justicemobile just passed through the St Louis arch. I have no idea what Freud would make of that. 3:47 PM Nov 6th from Seesmic
  13. Passing through Illinois. We were jumped by a biker gang, but they realized we had nothing to steal. I bet IL was nicer when Obama ran it. 11:17 PM Nov 4th from Seesmic
  14. Passing through Kentucky in the Justicemobile. They tried to charge us a toll, but we decided to ford the river, instead. Two hippos died. 11:24 AM Nov 3rd from Seesmic
  15. RT @EmergentJesus: What do u get when u cross a Jehovah Witness & an emergent Xtian? Someone who knocks on your door but has nothing to say! 11:22 AM Nov 3rd from Seesmic
  16. We would take a train from Richmond north, @timdiggerm, but Caesar has subsidized oil-chugging deathtraps instead of choo choos. 8:15 PM Oct 29th from Seesmic in reply to timdiggerm
  17. RT @sinisterredsofa: Follow the drinking gourd, @FakeShane. Also use them for houseware as a way to boycott Dixie Cups. 8:12 PM Oct 29th from Seesmic
  18. Broke out of the Museum of the Confederacy. Now we're headed north. Jim Wallis is showing us the way. 8:49 PM Oct 28th from Seesmic
  19. Why do you think you got rejected for the School of Conversion, @sphynxeyes? Did you think we meant converting souls? 4:44 PM Oct 27th from Seesmic in reply to sphynxeyes
  20. Now they have us gardening the Museum of the Confederacy. So hungry! I hope they don't find the yams I hid under the floor in the shed... 8:01 PM Oct 26th from Seesmic
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