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  1. This country was so much better off before Obama socialized the fire departments, police, roads, postal service, and education. 7:25 PM Oct 3rd from web
  2. I don't know about the rest of you great Americans, but I'm getting pretty damn fed up with socialized fire protection. 7:24 PM Oct 3rd from web
  3. Quick question, folks - is it REALLY all that wrong to bear false witness if you're doing it to win souls to Jesus? 7:12 PM Oct 3rd from web
  4. And he's hardly aged a day since. RT @SarahKSilverman Our Director of Photography, Rhet, when he was 9. 6:59 PM Oct 3rd from web
  5. And by the way - to the anonymous asshole who tied up and left me in his basement the past few months: fuck you. I know where you live now. 6:55 PM Oct 3rd from web
  6. Alright folks, I'm not really dead. That's just an ugly rumor being spread by @fakeglennbeck. 6:55 PM Oct 3rd from web
  7. @DOB_INC If by "retire" you mean "use to replace all other forms of humor", I gotta go with yes! 6:52 PM Oct 3rd from web in reply to DOB_INC
  8. @FakeGlennBeck I'll be damned. You're still around? I thought the Obamafia would CERTAINLY have done you in by now! 6:48 PM Oct 3rd from web in reply to FakeGlennBeck
  9. Unfortunately, I'm like a zombie. I can only go away when what little there is of a brain in my head is COMPLETELY destroyed. Sorry folks. 1:16 PM Aug 24th from web
  10. Well, @newronnie told me to go away for ever. I thought I'd try that. RT @denverdyke Where've you been all week? 1:15 PM Aug 24th from web
  11. Screw the pics, grab his wallet! RT @prisonwine Holy Fuck, Brian Posehn is outside my house. I'll see if I can get pics. 4:40 PM Aug 4th from web
  12. Not too shaby! And are you questioning my "Americanness" with those quote marks? ;) RT @freakmedia & hw r u today my fine fellow "American"? 4:39 PM Aug 4th from web
  13. @denverdyke Rats. That means I have to say something nice about Bill Clinton. Er... "Mission Accomplished!" 4:32 PM Aug 4th from web in reply to denverdyke
  14. #iwillneverforget That great, glorious day in 2000 when the ever-wise Supreme justices chose George W. Bush to be the next US president! 4:29 PM Aug 4th from web
  15. I mean, that's just wrong. 4:26 PM Aug 4th from web
  16. Memo to Bill Clinton- drive FAR from your mind that scenario where the two grateful reporters you saved from NK have three-way sex with you. 4:26 PM Aug 4th from web
  17. I found Jesus, folks! He was standing next to Waldo all along! 12:54 PM Aug 3rd from web
  18. Yes, but... "Mary"? I mean... how effective is that, really? RT @SarahKSilverman Jesus had a beard. Her name was Mary. 3:51 PM Jul 23rd from web
  19. I have self-esteem issues! Deal with it. 3:40 PM Jul 23rd from web
  20. Okay folks! Don't think I'm lightening up on the radical left JUST because I have a soft spot towards people who are nice to me! 3:40 PM Jul 23rd from web
  • Name FakeSeanHannity
  • Location FakeHannity's America
  • Bio Cleaning up theTwitterverse, one liberal at a time!
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