Did you know Katy Perry is a republican? Listen to Firework: "After a Herman Cain comes a Rainbow." GOP IS HIP YO'

Finally someone is telling it how it is. HAVE THE COURAGE TO STAND UP, 1%!!! wearethe1pctbitches.tumblr.com

Holy Moses! Have you seen this web page? lycos.com You can use it to find things on the web. BOOKMARK THIS.

It's kind of crap that I didnt get the Nobel prize for literature. Just sayin.

Yet another Jobs lost during the Obama administration.

Don't worry every1! I read the book of Jobs, and he comes out fine in the end!!

To all my Jewish friends celebrating Rash Hoshana: Hakuna Matata!

See, I told you Obama is killing Jobs.

There goes all hope I had of getting iOS on my Star*Tac phone.

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TO BE GAY TO JOIN A UNION.

GREAT JOB @BARACKOBAMA NOW WE'LL HAVE TO PAY A DEPOSIT WHEN WE TRY TO RENT APARTMENTS.

ITS FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY WHAT WHAT. God I love this song.

THAT IS NOT HOW YOU SPELL GORGEOUS! #FUIthaca

I'm trying to watch Murdoch testify but can't understand a word anybody is saying. WHY DON'T THEY SPEAK ENGLISH?!

Soccer is for terrorists...

I don't understand why people are so excited about Google+. We've had big and tall stores in Alaska for years.

I don't like all this talk about "gaymification." Marriage is between a man and a woman!!

News in the world is shutting down. SO LONG NEWS.

As I defibrilate on whether or not to run for president, I need your help. Tell me, loyal followers, should I run? Why or why not?

#AskObama How can u still be president when your birth certificate CLEARLY STATES U ARE FROM HAWAII? HELLO AM I CRAZY HERE?