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FakeSarahPalin

  1. I love memorial day. The tradition of te Jews lighting up all those candles on their memoria for our forgotten soldiers. So humbling.
  2. Houston Died? DRILL HERE DRILL NOW PAY LESS.
  3. Did you know Katy Perry is a republican? Listen to Firework: "After a Herman Cain comes a Rainbow." GOP IS HIP YO'
  4. Finally someone is telling it how it is. HAVE THE COURAGE TO STAND UP, 1%!!! wearethe1pctbitches.tumblr.com
  5. Holy Moses! Have you seen this web page? lycos.com You can use it to find things on the web. BOOKMARK THIS.
  6. It's kind of crap that I didnt get the Nobel prize for literature. Just sayin.
  7. Yet another Jobs lost during the Obama administration.
  8. Don't worry every1! I read the book of Jobs, and he comes out fine in the end!!
  9. To all my Jewish friends celebrating Rash Hoshana: Hakuna Matata!
  10. See, I told you Obama is killing Jobs.
  11. There goes all hope I had of getting iOS on my Star*Tac phone.
  12. YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TO BE GAY TO JOIN A UNION.
  13. GREAT JOB @BARACKOBAMA NOW WE'LL HAVE TO PAY A DEPOSIT WHEN WE TRY TO RENT APARTMENTS.
  14. ITS FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY WHAT WHAT. God I love this song.
  15. THAT IS NOT HOW YOU SPELL GORGEOUS! #FUIthaca
  16. I'm trying to watch Murdoch testify but can't understand a word anybody is saying. WHY DON'T THEY SPEAK ENGLISH?!
  17. Soccer is for terrorists...
  18. I don't understand why people are so excited about Google+. We've had big and tall stores in Alaska for years.
  19. I don't like all this talk about "gaymification." Marriage is between a man and a woman!!
  20. News in the world is shutting down. SO LONG NEWS.