FakeSarahPalin
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I tell you: Bristol says 'acorn' is what you're gonna see in Playgirl, also.
12:27 PM Nov 19th
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I start the book tour this week—what a GREAT chance to go around the country and finally read one or two!
6:19 PM Nov 16th
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I thought Todd said today we would go to the OP-RA. What kind of opra has NOBODY singing?!?!
6:06 PM Nov 16th
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ZOMG I JUST GOT TWITTER LISTS. Here's all the people that hate freedom.
1:05 PM Oct 29th
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THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS PIG FLU. THEY DONT EVEN HAVE CHIMNEYS. AL GORE HAS TRICKED YOU AGAIN!!1
8:27 AM Oct 25th
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The Empire Strikes!!!
11:27 PM Oct 23rd
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Thinking of strapping myself to a balloon to stay relevant.
4:58 PM Oct 23rd
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Thinking of strapping myself to a balloon to get relevant again.
11:02 AM Oct 23rd
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You know, @, so am I. So am I.
6:39 PM Oct 22nd
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Gosh @, you people are SUCH GOOD DANCERS! (Sorry about your Internets though.)
4:13 PM Oct 13th
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HEY @ U SHOULD STOP PROGRAMMING UR OWN WEBSITE. U CAN'T DO EVERYTHING!
12:48 PM Oct 13th
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HEY @ U SHOULD STOP PROGRAMMING UR OWN WEBSITE. U CAN'T DO EVERYTHING!
12:42 PM Oct 13th
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- HEY YOU GUYS can anyone see my new Facebook status?
5:36 PM Sep 9th
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"Blogger"?! It is NOT appropriate to create a special name for AfroAmerican loggers. JUST CALL THEM LOGGERS srsly
5:00 AM Aug 14th
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This "death panel" thing is really taking off! Suck it, Luntz, you got p0wned Palin style. Srsly!!!
7:30 PM Aug 10th
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Zomg I aM so wasted
8:50 PM Aug 8th
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I oppose the @ youth-in-Asia plan--HEALTHCARE FOR AMERICANS FIRST!!1!
9:40 PM Aug 7th
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Every1 needs to stop talking about Barack Obama being a foreign alien. THOSE ARE EARS NOT ANTENNAS. jeesh.
7:14 AM Aug 4th
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Happy birthday @!!! Thx for NOT BEING A MOOSEWAD LIKE @!!!
6:48 AM Jul 30th
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EVERY1 CALM DOWN, OBAMA IS AMERICAN. THERE ARE 52 STATES WHEN YOU INCLUDE HAWAII AND RHODE ISLAND. ISLANDS CAN BE STATES! SRSLY.
6:34 AM Jul 29th
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- Name FakeSarahPalin
- Location Wasilla, Alaska
- Bio Snowmobilin' right to the Naval Observatory
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