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FakeSamGregory

  1. I wrote a song called 'swimming with dolphins'
  2. If only I was less drunk... This is paradise.
  3. Sleeping beneath stars in a hammock tonight and I can't fucking wait.
  4. Photo: #boss #guitar #pedals (Taken with instagram) tmblr.co/ZsGvXyMA5hVK
  5. Sometimes I'm a Theatre Producer instagr.am/p/LFaCMwtmO-/
  6. I'm expecting.
  7. Who the fuck's got my pashmina?
  8. @the_flot had you'd know he'd been sucking at you, would you have spared him?
  9. Some weird smells today x
  10. Outside feels like holidays.
  11. “@whallbags: I find the use of "that is all" to be overused and clichéd. That is all.” retweetable!
  12. @cartelmike stop Tweeting and get back to enjoying your evening!
  13. Hi everyone. enjoy your evening, because I'm inside, working.
  14. Not much underwear agree with my nether regions. Especially on hot days. Why do I wear them, You ask. Court order.
  15. What the fuck is with all this shite?
  16. #GrandTheftAutoTaughtMe it's fun to piss off gangs.
  17. #GrandTheftAutoTaughtMe there's 100 hidden packages of Cocaine lying around... All I gotta do is find them.
  18. #GrandTheftAutoTaughtMe that having the Cops, FBI, and the Army after me is fucking fun!
  19. @morganrabbits completely!