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  1. In the future, go here for a regular hot tweet injection: http://twitter.com/drewmagary 8:23 AM May 13th, 2009 via web
  2. Fake Rick Reilly. 2009-2009. "E pluribus pun-um." 7:14 AM May 13th, 2009 via web
  3. Rick's Twitter life was short but tweet, and, stupid rule be damned, was blessed with well over 140 characters. RT all of you - goodnight. 7:14 AM May 13th, 2009 via web
  4. The official cause of death was cerebrovascular accident. But those close to him knew that, like Hackarus, he flew too closely to the pun. 7:14 AM May 13th, 2009 via web
  5. Too many Thabeets, in fact. Hyper-excited by his "comaudlin" goldmine discovery, Rick suffered more strokes than Van de Velde at Carnoustie. 7:13 AM May 13th, 2009 via web
  6. So when Rick heard the story of the deaf conjoined twin Iraqi orphan champion doubles ping pong players, his heart skipped Thabeet. 7:13 AM May 13th, 2009 via web
  7. He also knew the Twitter fad would pass faster than an Ex-Lax topped Whopper. But like River Phoenix, he wanted to go out on a high. 7:12 AM May 13th, 2009 via web
  8. Fake Rick Reilly knew life was short. But he knew tweeting was even shorter. 7:11 AM May 13th, 2009 via web
  9. See, I'm less about quantity than I am QUALITY. If it were my book, it would be 175 pages of only my best dental jokes. Each word counts! 5:03 AM May 10th, 2009 via web
  10. I think that book could hold my collie in place! It's thicker than Ron Artest's skull! 5:01 AM May 10th, 2009 via web
  11. @sportsguy33: Your book is 720 pages? Is that the King James edition? Does Voldemort die at the end? 4:59 AM May 10th, 2009 via web
  12. In forming a track & field club for blind kids, Sue's heart was in the right place. Tragically, spectators near the javelin runway were not. 1:10 PM May 8th, 2009 via web
  13. Just give us your pee, Manny! Give up The Clear, Ramir! And drop the whole sham, Ram! Cuz it takes...50 Games to Learn Your Lesson! 6:26 AM May 8th, 2009 via web
  14. Favre rebuffed the Vikings? And I thought I was stunned when my third child was conceived! 12:22 PM May 7th, 2009 via web
  15. "Manny Being Manny" is no excuse for "Timmy Wheeler Being Dead." Sometimes I think these ballplayers have sunflower seeds for brains. 9:08 AM May 7th, 2009 via web
  16. Maybe you think it's no big deal that Manny juiced. Well, tell that Jim Wheeler, whose son died from PED-induced liver failure. 9:06 AM May 7th, 2009 via web
  17. Seriously, though. This is yet another black eye for a game that's had more of them than Rihanna. 9:05 AM May 7th, 2009 via web
  18. I'll bet A-Rod is more relieved than I was when I piddled in the woods on the 17th at Torrey Pines! 9:00 AM May 7th, 2009 via web
  19. @sportsguy33: http://is.gd/xvrD Uh oh, looks like Ramirez is getting a 50-game suspension. Just another case of Manny sticking fanny! 8:53 AM May 7th, 2009 via web in reply to sportsguy33
  20. For Max, the thrill of the mountain stage could never match the warm rush of the spike. Addiction: truly the most vicious cycle of them all. 7:17 AM May 7th, 2009 via web
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