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  1. sure I'm inept and hated by all my employees, but I've never advertised in a urinal! Thanks for taking the heat off me, Tyler! 5:30 AM Nov 9th from web
  2. only a spoiled brat would bitch about "only" $12 an hour pay. During the Great Depression that would have made you a millionaire. 5:29 PM Nov 3rd from web
  3. Leitner, you moron. You drop the damn ball and now Mark Bennett is my common-law First Assistant. Shit. 10:30 AM Oct 23rd from web
  4. Nice touchdown catch, Jacoby. I'm smelling an early termination around the corner! 11:52 AM Oct 18th from web
  5. cell phone talkers & drivers are selfish and narcissistic. Trust me. I know selfish and narcissistic. What a bitch. 6:35 AM Oct 9th from web
  6. hello my little ADA darlings. Have you figured out your new assignments yet? No? Good. Neither have I. 6:38 AM Oct 8th from web
  7. I warned you about dropping the f*cking ball, Jacoby. You're lucky you scored that touchdown, or you'd be experiencing some jail therapy. 6:19 AM Oct 5th from web
  8. You wanted your "move memo"? I got your move memo right here, whiners. Careful what you ask for. 6:03 AM Sep 30th from web
  9. Chris Brown better never get a DWI in my county after pulling that shit on the goal line. 8:49 PM Sep 27th from web
  10. headed back to Houston from Corpus with my favorite two Cabana Boys - Jimmy and Roger. 12:32 PM Sep 25th from web
  11. Hey Jacoby, don't even THINK about bobbling another f*cking punt return if you want to stay on MY pre-trial diversion. 6:42 AM Sep 24th from web
  12. Headed to Corpus for the TDCAA seminar. Looking forward to breaking out the new bikini and having a Jack and Coke by the pool. 11:31 AM Sep 23rd from web
  13. I need some lunch. Do they serve bourbon at this "Flying Saucer" place? 11:40 AM Sep 8th from web
  14. Prosecutors: Don't get too comfortable. More reorganization coming soon. #HCDAOPolicies 11:40 AM Sep 8th from web
  15. Prosecutors: You have no reasonable expectation of privacy in this office. I am watching you. #HCDAOPolicies 10:10 AM Aug 28th from web
  16. Stand up to judges at your own peril. #HCDAOPolicies http://is.gd/2A7m4 10:13 AM Aug 26th from web
  17. Prosecutors: you know all you need to know about DIVERT. Promote it enthusiastically. #HCDAOPolicies 7:08 PM Aug 25th from web
  18. @jackieesquire Few people are as smart as me. 5:17 PM Aug 24th from web in reply to jackieesquire
  19. @jackieesquire They do so at their own peril. (You're not very smart, are you?) 4:23 PM Aug 24th from web in reply to jackieesquire
  20. Jack and Coke: the Official Beverage of the Harris County District Attorney's Office. #HCDAOPolicies 3:12 PM Aug 24th from web