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  1. wow thats realistic, like calling legard a commentator ! RT @FakeMurrayWalkr: "which f1 driver" and got: Felipe Massa!
  2. Just took "which f1 driver resembles you the most?" and got: Felipe Massa! Try it ➔ http://bit.ly/62El7L
  3. and finally then - What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing
  4. Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.
  5. Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one
  6. What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? ......Tiger can drive a ball 300 yards
  7. Tiger Woods has been dropped by Gillette after admitting that his crash was the closest shave he had ever had
  8. What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals? .... They both get clubbed by Norwegians
  9. but like they say Ignorance is golden
  10. and @fakeJenson knew enough to realize that the alligators were in the swamp and that it was time to circle the wagons
  11. I'm curious about @FakePiquetJr - He wanted to get out from under his father's coat strings
  12. Frankly, I don't know whether to wind the watch or to bark at the moon
  13. everywhere you turn around there is something going on
  14. When do the drivers come out of hibernation?
  15. I missed the #FollowFriday thing, it may have been the two pints of cider I had.
  16. @fakef1_trainer you're not to old for a clip round the ear :-)
  17. @fakef1_trainer Goodness a map of italy! talented!
  18. @nascaroline and its a Go! Go! Go! from me on the art front
  19. If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?
  20. I'de do a #FollowFriday but I have no idea where half you buggers have gone, and I'm easily confused.