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  1. Busch Beer me!
  2. Indianapolis is a beautiful city if you're into ugly cities.
  3. Congrats to my man Whitey. We've known each other for years. I actually remember when we called Whitey Red Schoendienst.
  4. #uknowuneedlotion when you see John Rooney with his shirt off.
  5. Brad Penny has a lot of himself now. One year, $7.5 million. That's like a few million pennies. Heh heh heh
  6. Cardinals are close to signing Brad Penny. He's been around for about ten years. Means he should be called Brad Dime.
  7. So Ron Artest only drank at halftime? Try three nice, cold, frosty Busch beers every half inning for this guy. heh heh heh
  8. It's cold enough outside that I left my Busch outside for a couple hours, and now it's nice, cold, and frosty. heh heh heh
  9. Happy birthday to AIDS. You have the day all to yourself.
  10. I know people that would pay good money to get beat up and scratched by a Swedish model. Tiger gets all the perks. heh heh heh
  11. It's interesting that Seattle has a football team called the 'Seahawks' when the city isn't even by a sea.
  12. @tmckernan A little Skanksgiving miracle? Heh heh heh
  13. Turkey is in the oven, and it taking awhile to get done. On the browning scale, it's more Tripp Cromer than Vince Coleman.
  14. A nice, cold, frosty Budweiser always tastes better when it's out of a cornucopia.
  15. I once placed a bet on a horse named 'MVP' out at Fairmount Park. It finished 4th. Figured 'MVP' stood for Most Over Priced
  16. Congrats to Albert on being the Most Valuable Pujols. Bet it looks nice next to that silver colored bat he got too.
  17. Al and I are building a Budweiser beeramid that rivals the Sphinx for Thanksgiving.
  18. Saw my ol' Missouri Tigers are closing out Faurot today. I would have stayed with f'ball at Mizzou but they didn't pay like Oklahoma did.
  19. Another morning, another nice, cold, frosty Budweiser. Heh heh heh
  20. Someone bought me a Miller Lite. The taste reminded me of the smell of Gene Oliver's jock strap after catching a doubleheader.