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  1. @FakeTomBrady Congrats on your brand-new bundle of fail. about 9 hours ago from TweetDeck
  2. @notPeyton18 I was rumored to have been infected with #TheArm at one point. about 9 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to notPeyton18
  3. Chifefs fans, remember I'm the only thing keeping this boat afloat. Guys named Brodie belong on MTV reality shows. 9:00 AM Dec 7th from TweetDeck
  4. You go to hell, Brodie Croyle. You go to hell and you die. #BrodieCroyleSucks 2:14 PM Dec 6th from TweetDeck
  5. @FakeCoach_McD At least I don't have a potty mouth. 2:14 PM Dec 6th from TweetDeck in reply to FakeCoach_McD
  6. Ask @kgoyette RT @NotJayCutler: I don't know which TapouT shirt to wear under my pads tomorrow... 10:06 PM Dec 5th from TweetDeck
  7. @FakeTimTebow Are you CRYING? Pussy. 4:43 PM Dec 5th from TweetDeck in reply to FakeTimTebow
  8. #sloppysecondsSaturday: @notjakedelhomme @notjaycutler, @FakeTomBrady, @notbigben, @FakeTimTebow @notPeyton18 4:43 PM Dec 5th from TweetDeck
  9. I piss intensity. #WhoNeedsAQB? #ChiefsSuck 9:28 PM Dec 1st from TweetDeck
  10. @joshmcdaniels Goddammit I hate watching you guys do well. 8:23 PM Nov 26th from TweetDeck in reply to joshmcdaniels
  11. Watching the Lions today is going to be almost as hard as watching our own team practice. I'm too busy being ME to notice. Me FTW! 7:25 AM Nov 26th from TweetDeck
  12. Sorry I had to keep everyone on edge, figured I'd flash the cannon once more before we END the STEELER REIGN. Screw off Little Ben. 1:18 PM Nov 22nd from TweetDeck
  13. This performance should just about lock me up for a street name in KC. Your welcome Chief fans. 12:48 PM Nov 22nd from TweetDeck
  14. Ready to continue building on my future Hall of Fame status. All you losers need to be more like me. Chambers, you better find some hands! 9:37 AM Nov 22nd from TweetDeck
  15. @Real_DHB I already have a WR like you in Bowe now that he's suspended. Good luck with that parking lot attendant-turned-QB. #IWantATrade 7:48 PM Nov 18th from TweetDeck in reply to Real_DHB
  16. Now everyone keeps asking me if I took steroids too. Can you blame them? LOOK AT THESE PYTHONS! Hall of Fame, here I come! 7:44 PM Nov 18th from TweetDeck
  17. All my WR's need steroids to haul in these precision laser-guided bombs. One less asshat in the spotlight in KC, it's ALL ME now! 11:15 AM Nov 17th from TweetDeck
  18. Sit your fat ass down @FakeFatJamarcus, the real superstar just embarrassed you. Maybe Al will finally kick the bucket after this one. 6:41 PM Nov 15th from TweetDeck
  19. @NotJayCutler Thanks for fucking my fantasy team...oh that's right, I don't have you, I HAVE ME! ME FTW. 9:09 PM Nov 12th from web in reply to NotJayCutler
  20. @NotJayCutler What are my chances of getting out of this shithole if I have a pissyfit like you did? 2:19 PM Nov 9th from TweetDeck in reply to NotJayCutler
  • Name FakeMattCassel
  • Location Kansas City, MO
  • Bio Ladies man, high school football starter, and Qb for the Kansas City Chiefs!
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