FakeMagnumPI
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TC won't come out of the bathroom. This Oprah thing is really hitting him hard. I can hear him sobbing, and tooting.
1:25 PM Nov 20th
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Tigers LOST?? Dang nab-it, I'm going to punch Higgins right in the face as soon as he falls asleep.
7:37 PM Oct 6th
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Higgins just tried to extort money from me. Showed him picture of he and TC in the bathtub. Problem solved.
6:56 AM Oct 2nd
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@ I'm back, and my mustache is super huge this year!
4:56 PM Sep 30th
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in reply to Kerijade
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@ Summer time hiatus... new episodes this fall!
4:56 PM Sep 30th
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in reply to elisanader
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Well, my Aloha Travel company failed, so back to full time mooch. Wonder if the lads have any leftovers?
3:52 AM Sep 30th
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Here's a summer re-run: Opening Day! I'm going to eat chili dogs and drink Old Dusseldorf until I explode at both ends.
11:34 AM Aug 21st
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I can't believe Bill Clinton left me in North Korea and flew home alone with those lady journalists.
7:12 PM Aug 4th
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When I saw RIP Harry Patch was trending I had to run to the mirror to make sure my mustache was still there.
5:57 AM Jul 25th
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Feels like summer is almost over. Time to stop waxing and let the winter fur flourish.
6:08 AM Jul 24th
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Higgins just woke me up to watch the final round of the British Open with him... and he's wearing footie pajamas!
5:43 AM Jul 19th
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I am NOT going to Harry Potter in TC's stupid Island Hoppers van. No muggle is going to get with me if we show up in a van.
3:20 PM Jul 17th
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Someone hacked into my bank accounts! They used a mustache as proof of identity.
10:49 AM Jul 17th
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I am so tired. I'll probably only kill one former Viet Cong general turned cocaine dealer today.
10:35 AM Jul 11th
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Mom just called to ask if I have a girlfriend yet. Dang it, I promised myself I wouldn't cry today!
9:55 AM Jul 10th
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@ No need for a GPS. This time I brought a .45 and shot out the engine on that turkey's boat.
2:24 PM Jul 6th
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in reply to anubis2night
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July 4th is always a day of solitude for me... mostly because July 3rd is 'All You Can Eat Taco Day' at the club.
7:20 AM Jul 4th
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McMahon, Fawcett, Jackson, Mays, Malden... I'm worried I am next. Maybe I should lay off the crackpipe for a couple days.
7:33 AM Jul 2nd
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For 2 days TC has been wearing one glove. And every time you ask him a question, all he says is 'jamon, hee hee'.
8:20 AM Jun 28th
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Farrah Fawcett died. My mustache is devistated.
10:19 AM Jun 25th
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- Name FakeMagnumPI
- Location Hawaii
- Bio Private investigator, Vietnam Vet, Mustache.
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