FakeMagnumPI
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Shot a guy in the face. Think he's a VC spy, but those Jordache jeans make me wonder.
4:18 PM Apr 26th
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We're having an American Bandstand Party on Saturday. Higgins just got his poodle skirt out of the closet.
11:09 AM Apr 19th
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Just did security check on the estate: Parachuted into compound, stomped every flower, caught Agatha doing walk of shame.
10:32 AM Apr 6th
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@ I bet you say that to all the mustaches.
10:18 AM Apr 6th
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Opening day is like a holiday for me. Unfortunately I'm in jail for pooping on the beach. Don't eat poi!
9:00 PM Apr 5th
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Sweet gravy! Ferrari started and didn't blow up. Wish I could say the same for my colon.
5:08 AM Apr 5th
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TC ate all my chocolate macadamia nuts! And he was wearing a hoodie!
2:49 PM Apr 4th
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@ You need a mustache. All the great ones had mustaches... Gandhi, George Jefferson, Gallagher.
2:32 PM Apr 4th
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Been gone for a while but still all mustached up in my bidness! Can't we just party in my current glory? I'll be better, promise!!
5:27 PM Mar 26th
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Not even Higgins won a Shorty Award. I blame the Vietcong, and lethargy.
5:20 PM Mar 26th
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Mustache trimmer died. Note to self... weed whacker not a viable alternative.
12:08 PM Mar 22nd
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Great business idea! Pineapple yogurt and beer mixed up and served from a hovering chopper! Got to find TC... and my pants.
12:43 PM Mar 1st
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Woke up on the beach with TC and an empty bottle of Jack... and the head of a Vietcong general. Really want waffles now.
9:12 AM Feb 16th
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Higgins passed out at our NYE party, so we painted him orange like Dick Clark.
6:31 AM Jan 1st
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Here's some useful information... hot sauce will not help your butt hair grow faster. Trust me on this one.
3:16 PM Nov 3rd, 2011
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It's No Shave November! Me and Higgins are challenging Rick and TC to see who can grow the best butt cheek hair.
3:23 PM Nov 1st, 2011
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Taped the Series on my Betamax last night. Got locked in a freezer, don't tell me what happened until my toes are reattached.
5:35 AM Oct 23rd, 2011
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'Occupy Robin's Nest'! We demand use of the tennis court and all the beer in Hawaii. On second thought, just give us beer.
3:10 PM Oct 19th, 2011
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Trouble... my Mustache OS 5 is a brick.
6:45 AM Oct 18th, 2011
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Higgins just got the first Apple IIe in Hawaii! TC and I are getting wasted before we sneak in to play Oregon Trail.
6:25 PM Oct 5th, 2011
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- Name Fake Magnum PI
- Location Hawaii
- Bio Private investigator, Vietnam Vet, Mustache.
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