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FakeMTA

  1. There is a downtown C train at 103 St. One station away. #MostCommonLies 5:35 AM May 25th via web
  2. MTA to host celebration of subway sounds, The Great Chooga Chooga in Prospect Park. 12:46 PM May 19th via web
  3. New study: G train falls "somewhere in the high middle" on the Autism spectrum. 7:59 AM May 16th via web
  4. The MTA is sorry Johnny was late for work, today. The D train wasn't feeling well. twitpic.com/9jtgee 7:46 AM May 11th via Twitpic
  5. Delays on the N and C trains, which are running about 150 years behind the times. 11:31 AM May 10th via web
  6. MTA operations team to offer "The Weekender", service disruptions covering Friday through Sunday. 6:27 AM May 10th via web
  7. All trains experiencing delays due to Wild Rumpus. 7:58 AM May 8th via web
  8. The F train will be running remotely, so it can blog from Commonwealth with its toddler. 6:52 AM May 8th via web
  9. The L train would LOVE to hear another word about "Girls." Really. Try it and see what happens. 12:59 PM May 7th via web
  10. #RIPMCA twitpic.com/9hop8j 9:26 AM May 5th via Twitpic
  11. The M, C. and A trains won't be running, due to the world being really unfair, sometimes. 10:54 AM May 4th via web
  12. PATH train exec says 7 train won't come to NJ because it's jealous and fat. 5:21 AM May 4th via web
  13. The A, B, and C trains present a new sitcom, "Don't Trust the B, or the 2 or 3." 9:45 AM May 3rd via web
  14. The 1-7 trains are experiencing delays due to Troggles. 9:23 AM May 2nd via web
  15. The L Train Trail. twitpic.com/9e2eo1 10:40 AM Apr 26th via Twitpic
  16. Roger Clemens has been hired to make excuses for delays and service cuts. 5:07 AM Apr 25th via web
  17. System-wide delays are occurring due to the N, R and A trains standing their ground. 7:30 AM Apr 24th via web
  18. On April 20, the J train will be chillin' at High St. 9:35 AM Apr 20th via web
  19. On April 21, the R train will retire to be a stay-at-home train. 11:21 AM Apr 19th via web