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FakeLoriSelke

  1. Scapes!
  2. @sassycrass Then endow a scholarship or two or something.
  3. @sassycrass Me too. Everybody pay off their health care debts and student loans, buy a house w/ a crash cottage, and throw a big party.
  4. I hope.
  5. More or less the only exception: crushes I expect to go unexpressed and unrequited. Those will pop up in my fiction, suitably disguised.
  6. But if I don't write abt you until we break up. And only if we parted on poor terms. Fair warning.
  7. Nonglamourous, check. Irregular schedule, check.Google me, you bet. Broke, double check.
  8. Oh, and I'm a teetotaler, too. :P
  9. That thing abt writing abt you tho? Mileage Varies! RT @QueerKnowledge: Things you should know before you date a writer bit.ly/KOqOcS
  10. @requireshate @knownforms I really wanna make some jokes about #feminazgul decision-making and process now, but I'll refrain.Well, I'll try.
  11. I think @ellebakercenter just got hacked.
  12. @rosefox My mantra is "speech is always first draft."
  13. @sesmithwrites If I were staying at the Concourse, I would ask the concierge re: delivery sandwiches and pizza.
  14. @Millicentsomer @zunguzungu Cell phone.
  15. Oh, let's not forget to spend some brain cycles on what to have for the weekend bbq.
  16. I'm going to go back to thinking about firefighters now if that's OK. Today I learned the diff between a fire engine and a fire truck...
  17. @rosefox Sometimes it takes a village.
  18. Thanks for the shout-out, @thefuturefire! Some Thoughts on Post-Colonialism and Politics in SF with Djibril al-Ayad sfsignal.com/archives/2012/…