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FakeLindine

  1. @KingOfTheApples no idea. maybe they are UST tire doping. or maybe don't-crash-into-shit doping. #capeEpic 8:16 AM Mar 29th via Seesmic in reply to KingOfTheApples
  2. Turns out the honey badger's natural predator is the flat tire. instagr.am/p/Iws0llsbQ0/ 8:02 AM Mar 29th via Seesmic
  3. @AdamMyerson the honey badger only mates with winners, Adam. You got Luke's number? 3:32 AM Nov 11th, 2011 via TweetCaster for Android in reply to AdamMyerson
  4. Wikipedia says the honey badger had no natural enemies...but only because grass crits aren't natural. Dammit @AdamMyerson! 8:26 AM Nov 7th, 2011 via TweetCaster for Android
  5. .@Jerm_Durrin is running around shirtless yelling about sausage while I sit here with my feet up. Guess who's gonna win the race in 2 hours? 9:16 AM Nov 5th, 2011 via TweetCaster for Android
  6. .@Jerm_Durrin people might eat your sausage at @CycleSmartIntl, but they eat mine all season! #suckit @cyclingdirt 5:02 PM Nov 2nd, 2011 via TweetCaster for Android
  7. .@frenchb7 I tweet the things @RealLindine would tweet if he weren't so damn nice 4:44 AM Oct 26th, 2011 via TweetCaster for Android in reply to frenchb7
  8. .@FakeMyerson I wouldn't have to hang out in my chamois for so long if I wasnt so far ahead of the rest of the podium 3:28 PM Oct 24th, 2011 via TweetCaster for Android in reply to FakeMyerson
  9. @FakeMyerson I dunno, but I bet one of us is @cdelinks. 3:13 PM Oct 24th, 2011 via web in reply to FakeMyerson
  10. .@AdamMyerson that's because the Fake Myerson was fueled by hate. The only thing @FakeLindine hates is King Cobras. 3:04 PM Oct 24th, 2011 via web in reply to AdamMyerson
  11. .@AdamMyerson wait I just remembered the second half of 2010. Now I have to go throw up. #Vergeseries 2:58 PM Oct 24th, 2011 via web
  12. .@AdamMyerson hey, it's been 10 minutes and you're still following me! is that a record? 2:57 PM Oct 24th, 2011 via web in reply to AdamMyerson
  13. Email: "@AdamMyerson is now following you on twitter" Makes sense, he follows me everywhere else... #zing 2:55 PM Oct 24th, 2011 via web
  14. Pretty hungry after smacking the shit out of everyone on Sunday. Gotta find me some larvae to snack on. youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHM… 1:24 PM Oct 24th, 2011 via web
  15. Hey @dylmcnic , who do you think is gonna have the bigger #WEENAR today? 7:45 AM Oct 23rd, 2011 via TweetCaster for Android
  16. @ryantkelly there's no way you're gonna finish ANYWAY. I was gonna triple-lap you and your busted ass today. wise move dropping out. 8:22 PM Oct 22nd, 2011 via web in reply to ryantkelly
  17. @ryantkelly I'm gonna keep being a jerk to @Jerm_Durrin until he puts his damn shirt back on. 8:16 PM Oct 22nd, 2011 via web in reply to ryantkelly
  18. You know what I need? A THIRD bike. Or maybe just a giant pile of derailleurs. 6:01 PM Oct 22nd, 2011 via web
  19. I am so wholesome you can't even caricature me. 4:48 PM Oct 11th, 2011 via web
  20. @onlyanumber well would you look at that. 4:45 PM Oct 11th, 2011 via web