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  1. Your to-do list today is 1. Read my latest column http://bit.ly/75dR7N and 2. Follow my other Twitter already. 7:01 PM Nov 23rd from web
  2. In case you guys missed it, I killed off Fake Klosterman and can be found at @Bobby_BigWheel from now on. 10:18 AM Nov 12th from web
  3. That was the Sex Pistols version of My Way. I'm done with FakeKlosterman. You can keep up with me at @Bobby_BIgWheel. See you there! 4:59 PM Sep 26th from web
  4. I've lived a life that's full. I've traveled each and every highway; and more, much more than this, I did it my way. 4:55 PM Sep 26th from web
  5. And now, the end is near; and so I face the final curtain. My friend, I'll say it clear, I'll state my case, of which I'm certain. 4:55 PM Sep 26th from web
  6. Third Eye Blind is ringing in the new year in Washington, DC. And that year is 1998. 4:50 PM Sep 26th from web
  7. Sal Fasano exists only as an object for sports writers to fawn over. 3:49 PM Sep 26th from web
  8. Because of Bryan Cox I assume every guy with a neck restrictor is an asshole. 12:58 PM Sep 26th from web
  9. I miss college, when the only thing I had to do on Saturday was wake up before Lee Corso's pick. 9:07 AM Sep 26th from web
  10. My favorite songs to imagine are about myself: You're So Vain, You Oughta Know, You're No Good. Least favorite: Lola. 11:18 AM Sep 25th from web
  11. Ole Miss: The The Bravery of college football. You'll see hot girls when they play, but they fold against decent competition. 6:25 AM Sep 25th from web
  12. Someone should text "how do you expect to turn a profit on this venture?" to 542542. 11:01 PM Sep 24th from web
  13. I think I see bite marks on the Grey's Anatomy scenery #nevergetagirlfriendguys 7:55 PM Sep 24th from web
  14. Randy Quaid is supposedly on the run from the cops for not paying a hotel bill. Likely story, those cops are aliens. 3:25 PM Sep 24th from web
  15. I've got a rule that I won't watch a movie based on the soundtrack to its ads. Might break it for Zombieland. 3:04 PM Sep 24th from web
  16. Muse is opening for U2. If you combine the work U2 did before 1994, and the work Muse did after it, you got yourself a damn good band. 2:35 PM Sep 24th from web
  17. @ladolcetati If you hear a Gummy Bear ringtone on a first date, it's like the phone is yelling "Run, motherfucker, run!" 11:17 AM Sep 24th from web
  18. Comedy Central plays Carlos Mencia against It's Always Sunny tonight. It's like MTV playing a GNR concert and VH1 Air Supply: Storytellers 10:19 AM Sep 24th from web
  19. Top Chef Week 6 recap: I actually side with Robin! http://tinyurl.com/topchef6 9:45 AM Sep 24th from web
  20. Maybe people think they're playing the Christians RT @Unsilent Next person to pick the Lions gets a cockpunch. 9:42 AM Sep 24th from web