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  1. If you don't want a clean feed it must be because you're dirty. 3:21 AM Dec 15th from Brizzly
  2. Don't think of it as a clean feed so much as a limit on what you may access because we don't trust you not to look for the wrong things. 2:07 AM Dec 15th from Brizzly
  3. To those who don't approve of the Internet Filter, here's a phrase I learned from some other people who implemented it: 吃粪。 审查工作。 11:28 PM Dec 14th from Brizzly
  4. Ah, you're a bunch of latte-sipping cunts anyway. Fuck all of you. 10:36 PM Dec 14th from Brizzly
  5. I don't know what you guys are worried about. You'll still be able to read my blog and my twitter. Except when it has swears in it. 10:35 PM Dec 14th from Brizzly
  6. You never really get used to all of the roundabouts. 5:30 PM Dec 6th from Brizzly
  7. I might be crazy but I'm sure I just heard the voice of Bob Santamaria. Or a cat meowing. 6:05 PM Dec 1st from Brizzly
  8. Dear Twitter: Is the term "Usher of the Black Rod" racist, and if so, how much should I apologise on your behalf? 5:42 PM Dec 1st from Brizzly
  9. What if I just hit Wilson Tuckey? 5:31 PM Dec 1st from Brizzly
  10. Am I actually allowed to hit people with the Mace? 5:30 PM Dec 1st from Brizzly
  11. I congratulate Mr Abbott on his new Liberal leadership, but remind him that standing orders ban the wearing of Lollybags in the House. 3:54 PM Nov 30th from Brizzly
  12. I can't be the only person who thought that picture of Abbot was actually Strop from the Paul Hogan Show, right? 4:00 PM Nov 29th from Brizzly
  13. If Hockey becomes Opposition leader, I'll appoint Kochie Governor-General and Mel as Amabassador to the Holy See. 3:49 PM Nov 29th from Brizzly
  14. ETS stands for Eternally Turnbull's Shame. 2:50 PM Nov 26th from Brizzly
  15. I mean, this is an important day for working families and I make no excuses for throwing stuff out the back door. Or something. 7:17 PM Nov 24th from Brizzly
  16. What am I doing? Having the best day of my fucking life. I may even call a double dissolution just for shits and giggles. 7:16 PM Nov 24th from Brizzly
  17. C'mon @joehockey! I believe in you! 9:26 PM Nov 18th from Brizzly
  18. @JoeHockey She won't be happy you spilled gravy on it. 8:34 PM Nov 17th from Brizzly in reply to JoeHockey
  19. I am unapologetic about making that apology. 8:27 PM Nov 15th from Brizzly
  20. I will not apologise for my unapologetic stance on the not making of apologies. I stand by that, and make no apologies for it. 3:18 PM Oct 28th from Brizzly