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  1. It's like I told the Chasers: I like jokes, but not if they're funny.7:25 PM Jul 9th from Tweetie
  2. Made joke about FIFA pennant going 'straight to the pool room', but really I hated 'The Castle'. S51xxxi of the Constitution is no joke.7:24 PM Jul 9th from Tweetie
  3. It's ok. Swanny's not on Twitter, remember?7:10 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
  4. Ah fuck it. Never liked Swanny much anyway.6:53 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
  5. Shit! I think Swanny's cake is still in the boot of the car!6:50 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
  6. Now is it TWO hackneyed metaphors THEN overdone hand gesture? Or is it metaphor-gesture-metaphor? I better take this one step at a time.7:28 PM Jul 2nd from Tweetie
  7. Got you a cake for your birthday, Swanny. Hope you choke on it, you dickhead. No, just kidding. Love you, mate. You tool.11:04 PM Jun 29th from Tweetie
  8. To people who say I shouldn't have gone on a comedy show like Rove, I say this: It's probably less of a joke than the 7.30 report.5:53 PM Jun 28th from Tweetie
  9. Bruno's naked arse is very handsome in person.6:43 AM Jun 28th from Tweetie
  10. Joe Hockey and I used to be such good mates. I wonder if Kochie can organise a sit-down. For old-time's sake.5:37 PM Jun 22nd from Tweetie
  11. I've lost track, who's asking whom to resign for no reason today?5:36 PM Jun 22nd from Tweetie
  12. I'd feel better about this whole car fiasco if it wasn't such a shitbox.3:54 PM Jun 21st from Tweetie
  13. What? Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Gotcha.11:14 PM Jun 18th from Tweetie
  14. It's easy for Bob Brown to say Parliament should be more kid-friendly - it's not like he has any to go home to. For some reason…11:13 PM Jun 18th from Tweetie
  15. The Greens are fun though. It's good just to have them there, like a fat kid at a swimming meet. 'Here's your participation ribbon!'8:20 PM Jun 18th from Tweetie
  16. I think Senator Hanson-Young is onto something. Let's make tomorrow 'Bring your kids to Parliament' day. LOL JK She's a fucking mentalist!8:12 PM Jun 18th from Tweetie
  17. So I got a free ute. Let's lot build this up into UteGate, or TailgateGate or anything. Strewth!12:53 PM Jun 18th from Tweetie
  18. Some have asked if Tweets are mine, so i'll sign off FkRudd from now. FkRudd3:51 AM Jun 15th from Tweetie
  19. Peter Costello said his farewells today to the parliament. Good riddance. Great timing.1:47 AM Jun 15th from Tweetie
  20. Silly old Gough. You wouldn't catch me dead saying the word Comrade. In English. 是，同志？12:52 AM Jun 15th from Tweetie